Teds Budz | Meatloaf | 3.5g

Meatloaf is the mysterious strain that birthed legends — the lesser-known backbone behind ThugPug Genetics' cult classic Meat Breath. While few are sure where it came from, whispers point to a Girl Scout Cookies phenotype that took a hard left into savory territory.

The name isn't for shock value; this flower really does smell like dinner. Expect funky, meaty notes layered with herbs, spice, and a sour-diesel kick on the exhale. It's earthy, dank, and oddly appetizing in the way only true GSC descendants can be. The flavor hits heavy and herbal with a slow, peppered finish that sticks around longer than most good meals.

Feedback notes a slow dissolve: thoughts unwind, chatter fades, and gravity quietly takes over. The mood turns heavy-lidded but content, with warmth that hums behind the eyes before sinking through the body. Its THC typically tests between 13-19%, which is enough to dull the edges without knocking the lights out.