Apple Tartz

"THIS APPLE IS A RETURN TICKET TO YOUR PERSONAL GARDEN OF EDEN. APPLE TARTZ IS A TASTY HYBRID WITH A COMPLEX BOUQUET - HINTS OF SOUR APPLE AND SWEET COOKIE, BUT WITH A LAYERED FLAVOR PROFILE THAT SMACKS OF APPLE, DIESEL, AND EVEN A BIT OF LICORICE. THE EFFECTS ARE SIMPLER: RELAXATION BUT WITHOUT SEDATION, AND SOME HAPPY FOCUS THAT MAKES THIS STRAIN A VERSATILE (AND DELICIOUS) COMPANION FOR EVERYDAY USE. PHENOTYPE: HYBRID LINEAGE: CROSS BETWEEN APPLE FRITTER AND RUNTZ FLAVOR PROFILE: APPLE, SOUR, SWEET EFFECT PROFILE: RELAXED, FOCUSED, HAPPY THIS STATEMENT HAS NOT BEEN EVALUATED BY THE FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED TO DIAGNOSE, TREAT, CURE, OR PREVENT ANY DISEASE."