DOPE ROPE 💘Limited Drop💘 “VDAY-MAKER-3000” Rope + Card❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Hi. Gummy DeMarco here.
Are YOU tired of awkward cards? Sick of chocolates that say, “I tried”? Still recovering from last year’s panic-bought gas station rose that died?
THEN YOU NEED… THE VALENTINE-MAKER-3000™
The only fill-in-the-blank Valentine scientifically engineered to do the talking FOR YOU. Brought to you by the makers of Dope Rope and Highmark Greeting Cards.
A 200MG Limited-Edition Premium Gummy Rope cleverly disguised as a greeting card.
Just FILL IT IN Then HAND IT OVER And BOOM 💥 Instant VALENTINE success.
Compatible with:
• Your partner (romantic hero moment)
• Your best friend (ride-or-die energy)
• Your mom (she raised you; she deserves joy)
• That ex who still texts “hey” at 11:47pm (no further questions)
• Your grandpa (don’t explain the dosage, just hug him)
AND THE BEST PART?
It comes LOADED with 200MG of premium gummy rope designed to:
• Lower standards (just a little)
• Increase charm (a lot)
• Turn “this is weird” into “this is amazing”
VALENTINE-MAKER-3000™ One card. One rope. Unlimited outcomes. Act now, because love waits for no one…
…and neither does this drop. 💘🍬