The Whitmore Witch Project

Police discovered a camcorder in the woods, and the final footage revealed five Mitten Extracts, MKX, and Gelato 510 carts for just $45! Investigators followed a suspicious trail of gummies at 5 for $30, only to stumble upon seven 1g live resin products for $45 and ten infused pre-rolls for $35! The last recording captured a terrified shopper whispering, "They're coming to get you, Barbara... and apparently they're bringing the whole damn dispensary!