Cheetah Piss Quarter Ounce Smalls

Cheetah Piss is a high-voltage Sativa built for speed, crafted from the powerhouse trio of Lemonnade, Gelato 42, and London Poundcake 97. Also known as Funky Kitty, it nods to the old-school Cat Piss lineage while launching it into the future with a sharper, more refined edge. The aroma races out of the jar with bold skunky funk, sour citrus, creamy sweetness, and a hint of ammonia that signals serious potency. The effects hit quick and clean, sparking focus, laughter, and creativity while keeping your mind in motion. Grown in Time Machine’s precision greenhouses along California’s Central Coast, Cheetah Piss captures the essence of high-energy travel and serves as the perfect fuel for your next bright, fast-paced adventure through time.