Dope Rope - Pineapple Power 200mg

LIKE A PINEAPPLE STREET FIGHT IN A SMOOTHIE BAR ⚠️CAUTION: This ain’t your average island getaway (unless your island has bongo drums, hammocks, and a resident wizard named Blaze). Dope Rope: Pineapple Power is 200mg of sweet-tart tropical thunder braided together like a friendship bracelet dipped in sunshine and regrettable karaoke decisions. Tastes like: If a pineapple and a piña colada had a baby and raised it on good vibes, EDM, and vacation memes. You'll either start salsa dancing or cry-laugh through a bag of chips. Possibly both. Probably both. What’s it good for? 🛋️ Couch lounging that feels like a beach nap 🧘‍♂️ Finding your center while surrounded by snack wrappers 🦜 Giving unsolicited life advice to parrots at the zoo Why pick this rope over Nancy’s DIY “Spiritual Truffles”? 🧘 Delivers flavor, not existential crises or a man named Barry showing up 🍍 So tropical it should come with SPF 📋 More consistent than Nancy’s third eye during Mercury retrograde