
Alien Labs | Misfits Krypto Chronic | 14G Flower
$160.00 1/2 oz
Compound Genetics crafted this complex cross that balances diesel bite with creamy citrus sweetness. Users report feeling both energized and calm, describing a physical euphoria that can stretch for hours. The bright orange hairs and purple-tinted trichomes make for striking bag appeal.
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Alien Labs Misfits Krypto Chronic 14G Flower: Indica Half Ounce in Hell's Kitchen, Midtown West Krypto Chronic has been on our shelves in smaller sizes for a while, and now there is a half ounce. The Alien Labs Misfits Krypto Chronic 14G Flower is fourteen grams of the strain in a Misfits bag, available at Cannadreams, the licensed Hell's Kitchen dispensary at 862 9th Ave on the corner of West 56th Street. It is listed as an indica on our menu. Three sizes of one strain On our menu this strain shows up three ways. There is a single 1 gram preroll, spelled Kryptochronic, for one session with no prep. There is the 3.5 gram Alien Labs jar, where you can see the buds behind glass. And there is this 14 gram Misfits bag. The preroll is for trying it. The jar is for getting to know it. The bag is for someone who already knows it and is tired of coming back every few days. If you are still deciding, buy the smallest one first. Nobody at our counter will push you to the bag. Where the strain name lives on a Misfits bag Misfits is an Alien Labs line, and its New York bag is black with a round orange MISFITS sticker and a weight of 14G (0.5oz). The strain is not printed on the bag. It appears on the state compliance label only. With several Misfits strains on the shelf in identical bags, that label is the only way to tell them apart, so read the strain line, the packaging date and the licensed producer before you leave the counter. What is and is not published Alien Labs has not widely published the lineage for Krypto Chronic. There is a strain with a similar name from another breeder that has its own listed cross, but we cannot confirm that it is the same plant, so we do not borrow its family tree. You will not find terpene numbers here either. What you can rely on is the menu type, indica, and the information on the state label. Keeping a tasting log When a strain has no published lineage, your own notes become the reference. With a half ounce you have weeks to build them. Each time you open the jar, jot two lines in your phone: what the smell reads as (fuel, earth, fruit, sweet, sharp) and how the session went for you. Note whether it was a joint, a bowl or a vaporizer, because the same flower can taste different across them. By the time the bag is gone, you will know more about this batch than any menu can tell you. The Alien Labs side Alien Labs is a California flower brand founded by Ted Lidie, and it shares a home with its sister brand Connected. The company breeds its own cultivars, runs large seed hunts and only names the plant that makes the cut. In New York, its flower is grown and packed in state by a licensed producer named on the label, because cannabis cannot legally travel across state lines. Moving the flower out of the bag Think of the bag as packaging for the walk home. Bags get folded, pressed into tote bags and squeezed in coat pockets on the subway, and the buds inside feel it. At home, tip the flower into a glass jar with a solid lid, using a jar sized so there is not too much empty air above the flower. Split off a smaller working jar for the next few days and keep the main one closed. Where to put it in a small apartment Most Manhattan kitchens have one cabinet that never sees sun and sits away from the stove. That is the spot. Avoid the top of the refrigerator, which runs warm, and any shelf near a radiator. If your building blasts heat all winter, add a two-way humidity pack to the main jar. If you have kids, roommates' kids or a curious dog, use a lockable box. Stopping by Walk-ins are welcome at 862 9th Ave, a few minutes from Columbus Circle and Central Park South. Leaving a Midtown office late? We are an easy detour. You can also order online for in-store pickup and collect it at the counter. The licensed difference Unmarked flower sold at bodegas is outside New York's regulated market, with no testing or label to check. Every product we sell, this bag included, comes through that regulated system with state-required lab testing and labeling. Krypto Chronic 14G quick facts Brand: Alien Labs, Misfits line Strain: Krypto Chronic (shown on the state label) Menu type: Indica Lineage: Not widely published for this Alien Labs release Size: 14 grams (half ounce) of flower in a bag Where: 862 9th Ave, Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan Adults 21 and older only. Cannadreams is a licensed adult-use cannabis dispensary. Use cannabis only where New York law permits, keep it out of reach of children and pets, and do not drive after consuming.
FlowerKrypto Chronic
THC
26.44%
CBD
0.08%
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