Cheetah Piss Sativa (3.5g)

Cheetah Piss is built for speed and flavor, rocketing past ordinary with a bold mix of citrus, funky diesel, and sweet undertones. We’ve tuned it for a smooth ride that feels like stepping into tomorrow. The effects kick in fast with an energetic head buzz that sparks ideas and good vibes, then glide into an easy, balanced finish. Perfect for anyone ready to hit hyperdrive and keep the adventure rolling.

Step into the Time Machine and experience cannabis like never before! Our hydroponic greenhouse-grown flower is a blast from the past with a futuristic twist, cultivated in state-of-the-art greenhouses that combine the sunny vibes of the ‘70s with tomorrow’s technology. We’ve mastered a closed-loop system that reuses water like it’s 2099, making each puff a guilt-free trip through time. Picture yourself lounging in a ‘90s neon rave or cruising in a classic ‘80s convertible—this is cannabis that captures the essence of every decade, all while pushing the boundaries of what’s possible. Whether you’re sparking up to reminisce or to forge new memories, our flower is your ticket to a timeless experience. Available in 1/8oz (3.5g), 1/4oz (7g), 1/2oz (14g), and 1oz (28g) pouches. Smoke like the future depends on it!

Cheetah Piss is a cultivar of mysterious origins thought to be a spinoff of the Cat Piss strain. Cheetah Piss is rumored to be a cross of Lemonade, Gelato 42, and London Poundcake 97.

The top reported aromas of the Cheetah Piss strain are musk, lemons, and funk. If the rumored parent strains are accurate, Cheetah Piss is likely to taste of sugar, cake batter, and lemons.