Status | Pineapple Gummies | Big Buds | 3.5g

I'm Status. Don't think of me as a purchase. Think of me as a flex. A decision you don't explain. The kind you stand behind. I'm what you reach for when "be reasonable" stops applying. Flavour that shows up. Potency that follows through.

I don't do subtle. Go buy subtle if that's your personality. You don't show up with me. You arrive. A little late. On purpose. Be the reason someone rolls their eyes. Be the story someone tells tomorrow. I'm not a treat. I'm the reward for putting up with everything else. I'm not for everyone. That would be embarassing. But I am for you.

Oh, and I'm here to ruin your tolerance. You're welcome. So go on. You Earned It.