Status | Crunch Berries | Big Buds | 3.5g
Buds
$29.40
High Times award-winning Exotic Genetix crafted this trichome-heavy powerhouse that smells like opening a fresh box of cereal, blending vanilla and pine with sweet berry notes. Users report an uplifting yet peaceful experience that sparks creativity while settling into relaxed euphoria.
Parents: Triple OG, Blueberry
Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted, Creative, Euphoric
Flavors: Berry, Sweet, Spicy/Herbal, Diesel, Earthy, Pine
Description:
I'm Status. Don't think of me as a purchase. Think of me as a flex. A decision you don't explain. The kind you stand behind. I'm what you reach for when "be reasonable" stops applying. Flavour that shows up. Potency that follows through.
I don't do subtle. Go buy subtle if that's your personality. You don't show up with me. You arrive. A little late. On purpose. Be the reason someone rolls their eyes. Be the story someone tells tomorrow. I'm not a treat. I'm the reward for putting up with everything else. I'm not for everyone. That would be embarassing. But I am for you.
Oh, and I'm here to ruin your tolerance. You're welcome. So go on. You Earned It.
I don't do subtle. Go buy subtle if that's your personality. You don't show up with me. You arrive. A little late. On purpose. Be the reason someone rolls their eyes. Be the story someone tells tomorrow. I'm not a treat. I'm the reward for putting up with everything else. I'm not for everyone. That would be embarassing. But I am for you.
Oh, and I'm here to ruin your tolerance. You're welcome. So go on. You Earned It.
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FlavorsUser reported
BerrySweetSpicy/Herbal
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