Status
Status | Crunch Berries | Big Buds | 3.5g
High Times award-winning Exotic Genetix crafted this trichome-heavy powerhouse that smells like opening a fresh box of cereal, blending vanilla and pine with sweet berry notes. Users report an uplifting yet peaceful experience that sparks creativity while settling into relaxed euphoria.
Users report feeling relaxed.
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I'm Status. Don't think of me as a purchase. Think of me as a flex. A decision you don't explain. The kind you stand behind. I'm what you reach for when "be reasonable" stops applying. Flavour that shows up. Potency that follows through.
I don't do subtle. Go buy subtle if that's your personality. You don't show up with me. You arrive. A little late. On purpose. Be the reason someone rolls their eyes. Be the story someone tells tomorrow. I'm not a treat. I'm the reward for putting up with everything else. I'm not for everyone. That would be embarassing. But I am for you.
Oh, and I'm here to ruin your tolerance. You're welcome. So go on. You Earned It.
I don't do subtle. Go buy subtle if that's your personality. You don't show up with me. You arrive. A little late. On purpose. Be the reason someone rolls their eyes. Be the story someone tells tomorrow. I'm not a treat. I'm the reward for putting up with everything else. I'm not for everyone. That would be embarassing. But I am for you.
Oh, and I'm here to ruin your tolerance. You're welcome. So go on. You Earned It.
Flavors
- Berry
- Sweet
- Spicy/Herbal
- Diesel
- Earthy
- Pine
Effects & flavors are reported by users on our site. This is for informational purposes only and not intended as medical advice. Please consult your physician before changing any medical treatment.
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