Cosmic Colada 1000mg Cosmic Crystals Gummies
PRODUCT TYPE: Cosmic Crystals (Gummies)
FLAVOR NAME: Cosmic Colada (Sativa)
SIZES: 1,000mg THC Per Jar // 100mg THC Per Piece
Alert: Solar Flare Flavor Burst Imminent. The Fleet’s Quantum Confectionary Lab has reached a new milestone in high-potency Cannabaceae crystallization: Cosmic Crystals: Cosmic Colada, a 1,000mg Sativa gummy engineered for Cadets ready to ride the solar winds of creativity and exploration. Each piece delivers a powerful 100mg payload, stabilized within a hyper-charged chrono-crystal scaffolding, designed for long-range mental propulsion and elevated mood trajectories.
Originally developed as an alertness aid for deep-space navigators charting complex star routes, Cosmic Colada offers electric clarity, boundless energy, and a tropical profile that tastes like a vacation on a paradisiacal exoplanet.
Mission-Ready Effects:
● Solar Surge Energy: Expect a radiant wave of high-frequency motivation perfect for productive voyages.
● Creative Warp Drive: Initiates idea expansion and multidimensional thinking. Great for labs, art bays, or strategy decks.
● Euphoric Ascension: A mood lift that shines as bright as a binary sunrise.
● Clear-Headed Navigation: Focused, alert, and steady. Ideal for Cadets who need clarity without gravity.
Flavor Transmission: Cosmic Colada beams in with vibrant pineapple brightness, creamy coconut undertones, and a cosmic twist of citrus, like sipping a frozen drink on a star-lit beach of a tropical moon.
Recommendation: Designed for veteran Cadets and high-tolerance explorers, these 100mg Cosmic Crystals initiate a potent Sativa launch sequence. Initiate with caution, allow time for stabilization, and prepare for a long, energizing arc through the cosmos.
Cannabis for the Cosmic Explorer.
Space Cadet Company, often shortened to Space Cadet or simply as “The Company” is a large American multigenerational conglomerate founded in 2078. The Company started primarily as a technology supplier, manufacturing synthetics, starships and computers for a wide range of industrial and commercial clients, making them a household name. The company also had numerous non-manufacturing interests; it possessed extensive assets in interplanetary transport, and operated human colonies outside the solar system specializing in extrasolar genetics.
Selling off the majority of its ancillary subsidiaries, Space Cadet shifted focus and energies into space exploration in 2103. With the discovery of the rare plant species Cannabaceae, The Company’s mission was to share the benefits of this strange new plant with the rest of humanity. Known for this plant's medicinal and state altering properties, refined directly from its flower, Cannabaceae can be found on far away worlds where near perfect conditions can get this plant species to grow. Specimens are collected and grown in our advanced research facility, placed in Earth’s orbit, 254 miles above sea level. Ensuring that the native plant species remains unharmed on its original planet, The Company understood humanities' need for this Flower and strives to provide the purest and most potent products at prices accessible to all.