Alchemy Pure
Dirty Laundry | Cold Cure Live Rosin | 1g
Maven Genetics crafted this award-winner to hide nothing, and the sharp citrus-over-gas aroma delivers on that promise. Users report a cerebral euphoria that sparks creativity before melting into soothing calm. Sweet and savory layers dance across the palate with clean, persistent brightness.
Parents: French Laundry, French Laundry
Effects: Creative, Euphoric, Relaxed
Users report feeling creative with this high potency product.
76%
THC
Creative
Euphoric
Relaxed
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Dirty Laundry is an indica strain made from crossing the strains GMO Soda and GMO 8. Dirty Laundry has only ever existed as a cart at Alchemy Pure until now, and the cold cure jar format reveals a side of this strain the cart format simply cannot. Already as one of the funkiest, most complex profiles in the lineup, what a long cold cure does to this strain is something worth experiencing for yourself. The grassiness that can accompany heavy GMO expression has been walked all the way back by the extended cure time, leaving the gassiness completely intact and the profile cleaner, smoother, and more focused than anything the cart delivers. The terpene data reflects the cure process directly: β-Myrcene leads the jar at 1.73%, ahead of β-Caryophyllene at 1.69% — a shift from the cart, where Caryophyllene dominated. Myrcene at that level is the terpene most associated with deep, heavy body character, and the profile bears that out. Limonene at 1.53% keeps the nose bright and citrusy on the open, α-Humulene adds earthy grounding underneath, and trans-β-Farnesene at 0.52% contributes a soft, smooth finish that rounds off every dab cleanly. At 7.234% Total Terpenes, Dirty Laundry in the jar is the strain at its most refined — the ideal end-of-day dab, or the last thing you reach for before sleep.
Each of our cold cure live rosin concentrates are cold pressed and cold cured from 100% solventless ice water hash rosin with zero additives. Whether you’re rolling up, packing a bowl, or vaporizing, this is the gold standard for top-shelf cannabis lovers. Alchemy Pure offers premium cannabis rooted in Organic cultivation combined with the purity of solventless extraction, delivering a clean, high-quality experience that highlights the natural integrity of the plant.
Each of our cold cure live rosin concentrates are cold pressed and cold cured from 100% solventless ice water hash rosin with zero additives. Whether you’re rolling up, packing a bowl, or vaporizing, this is the gold standard for top-shelf cannabis lovers. Alchemy Pure offers premium cannabis rooted in Organic cultivation combined with the purity of solventless extraction, delivering a clean, high-quality experience that highlights the natural integrity of the plant.
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Organic cultivation combined with the purity of solventless extraction. Alchemy Pure offers natural, real soil-and-sun-grown cannabis in cured flower and pre-rolls. Currently operating under a conditional cultivation license in New York’s Hudson Valley, we plan to expand our line of sustainably-grown products to dispensaries in the upcoming Adult Use program. Nature’s medicine, nature-grown, from our farm to you.
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