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Ranger Ricks Reviews: The Fletch Man
These guys really know their chronic! This place puts other deliveries in Ventura to shame! Every single time the Fletch Man has came over, he will always bring a variety of delicious, connoisseur quality nug-a-ronis! As I'm righting this I am feeling the great Durban Poison buzz! These guys are a legitimate business too, and they know there stuff, and they will always negotiate a great deal with you to make it when you spend top dollar it be worth your wild. Thanks Cali Connos
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Let me first say one thing to Root. Thank you. I came in after driving quite the distance and heard I would get 10 off any eighth, when I mentioned weedmaps he honored the 40 cap special I saw posted yesterday which really means alot to me, especially considering the drive I have to make. I come for relief of anxiety, and they had the best priced and quality strain of white widow I have seen. I must say I just got home where it is safe to Medicare and I just tried the Sonoma Coma. If you get anything useful out of this review listen to this (hope you enjoy my Engish)...if you want a strain of marijuana that not only has THE BEST sativa high uppity value to it but also gives you confidence and makes you feel like you have complete control of the world, in other words if ou are a busy business man who likes to smoke while on the job, this strain would go first in my book. The only problem is I can't afford to come back and pay 60...maybe you guys can have upcoming in a few weeks a gram special or something on the SC because I really enjoy high quality herb for the lowest price I can get it for, if you did some sort of Sonoma Coma special every month you would just be providing medicine for a little cheaper just 1 day. This place is so top quality though I would feel privileged to be a member of the staff, but hey if you guys need help with marketing aka get some photos on your website, send me a message, I do professional quality work. Really respect what these guys are doing, which is providing the best. I can't believe how disastrous some places are in comparison of quality. Anyways got a bhang bar hope it's delish! keep this place on the hush hush though, don't be telling nobody about it for real.
Please Come Back In, We Will Create A Custom Cap For You So You Can Enjoy The Medication of Your Choice-Bless
hi saw your dispensary was going to come for the 40 dollar FTP and grab an eighth of Sonoma coma but saw you just took away that FTP special. if I come I have to travel 2 hours so please let me know.
Hello! Yes We Still Have a $40 CAP for FTP, So Please Come on In!!! The Sonoma Coma Won First Place for Best Sativa in the 2012 Cannabis Cup also We Have the Cup Winning Bhang Bar Edibles In Stock At All Times, Come Join, And Walk Away With the Best of The Best!!
Came to Holistic today saw FTP special. Let me first say that I like the setup of this place and the girls were super chill and sexy and knowlegeable. Great FTP goody bag, just wish I would have got hooked up like jones below. Anyways I wanted to try two strains that I saw looked fire and very medicinal, of which I chose PVK and GDP, got a .5 of each. Anways they got high quality stuff it's just expensive, but worth it if you can afford. Cute girls, good Indicas...if you keep on having rare strains I don't mind paying extra...I have to drive far though so I don't know if I can keep coming back, thanks Holistic stay super chill!!
Hi there Fluffy1! Thanks so much for the compliments, it is greatly appreciated by all of us here at HTC. The budtenders work incredibly hard every day to make sure every single one of our amazing members has a fantastic experience purchasing their medicine, and to hear it noticed and appreciated means a great deal. We’ll keep the rare and the high-quality available on the regular as long as you stop by to pick ‘em up! The PVK and the GDP are great examples of the classic strains we have in our shop that live up to their names- glad you had a chance to try them! Just let one of the amazing budtenders know what you love and they’ll be sure to hook you up. Thanks for taking the time to spread some love, and welcome to the HTC family!
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I love topanga caregivers. The girls here are beautiful and knowlegeable about their stuff. The budtender I spoke with also used marijuana for help with anxiety and was a tremendous help in getting me the strain I had heard helps treat anxiety, northern lights. Bud was mostly shake but that was better for my cap since they keep the 10 g shake policy. Anyways customer appreciation day...whew!!! Just got a great piece of glass ( easily worth 20-30) you know I thought I was gonna get some rinky dinky piece and I opened the bag and was like "holy shit!" Anyways would be honored photograph your buds and edibles someday Topanga if you need help with marketing. Anyways, if you need medical relief and you want to spend high dollar, this is probably the place I would go first, only simply because each strain that they carry is truely what the original strain should look like, I can tell they are picky about who they let grow medicine for patients! Just tried northern lights, couldn't have been better for what I am looking for. My new 1 dispensary, thank you topanga.
I take what I said about that free eighth, I gave it to my girlfriend it held her up for a week and the high's didn't get paranoid....kept her happy which in turns keeps me happy so thanks for that...it is of smokeable quality
Thanks for the positive review and for your honesty. We appreciate your support. We are inviting you to stop by for a free eighth of our OG shake. thank you again
An original Ranger Rick Review: The Secret Garden
Was heading home today and figured i'd take a stop-a-roo at the Secret Garden as a FTP. Got hooked up with a free gram of their 5 dollar a g blackberry kush shake...(I think that was the strain)...Really came in for the Lovey's ice cream which for 10 dollars is okay (eating cost money 2!) considering you got to eat and medicate. At any rate, had the ice cream over an hour ago and I can still feel my head is a little bit light from it. Definitely get the ice cream if you stop in first and make sure you pick up your girlfriend some 2! (if your getting laid in LA!) Anyways I also bought the Granola bar which sounded healthy and potent, the budtender said he carried very potent edibles, of his personal selevtion, because many that are chronically ill come in for their medical relief and he has to carry good stuff for them. I didn't try to get any concentrate, I wish I would have but at 40 dollars an eighth that is okay for some 4-5 star chronic. THE ATC did have a very fruity smell to it, and seemed to be as described off of initial smell and that was a more of a uppity smoke, which can always be great for daytime relief! Anyways I did think the Mawi Wawi was at a reasonable price there too, for 30 an e of some 3-4 star chronic. Anyways I did enjoy the ice cream, don't expect to be faded out of your mind from it...maybe buy 2 for that! Ice cream worked great for anxiety relief. Overall, if you want Lovey's ice cream, which is delicious and I will be having agian, and you want some pretty good chronic this place you can't go wrong, if you go in FTP right now with a dub you can get 5 grams of really good shake for 20 which could hold you over for potentially half or a full week depending on how heavy you need to medicate. My only complaint was really the building is old, and that the good variety and quality was not the best that I have seen...however they will have something you will like I guarantee...and the ice cream is pretty prettttyyyyyyyyyyyyy good.
Went here, thought security was overdone but oh we'll Atleast they are making it safe, It just made me feel like a criminal having to take stuff out of my pockets, I am not criticizing what's inside however because that's a COMPLETELY Different story. Immediately met very friendly girl budtender who helped me do what I was on my mission for near and always, to find the greatest strain...hold on while I take a puff of the INGRID I bought (very rare keep it on the hush hush) and I'll give you a taste preview ( lighter flicks ) overall taste is a 3 out of 5 oh wait that was the INGRID outdoor I got for only 25 an eighth....if you are into high grade outdoor at a very low price u could get the Ingrid outdoor for w great price ( 100 a half ) . Anyways tried the indoor ingrid it a 4 but gets you really medicated. Also got Ingrid hash very good, overall a plus
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Wow, a quick tip to those new to weed maps before u throw down your dollar on concentrates at other places,(unless its oil I've had at Beverly hills co op) this place is where you want to o to get your mind right! I didn't really know to much about wax until now, and I must say its for VETERAN smokers And potentially can have alot of relief for nausea, diarrhea, anxiety and pain. I got the mawi wawi wax for 20 a .x5 and then I had to use my intuitive sense on which FREE gram to pick and went with the Girl Scout Cookies because I could see the purple outside the jar. I really like this place maybe you guys should keep a sample jars of small nuggs of every strain, because I hate asking to see strain after strain, just for viewing and smelling. Anyways staff very chill, best set up I have seen at a dispensary. Very easy paperwork, no bullshit like most places with security.