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    Banana OG!

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    In love with this Banana OG excellent cure and the flavor and smell are wonderful. Tried a bit of the bubba kush wax as well and I am very happy with this one right before bed to help me sleep. The first time patient gifts were nice and I enjoyed the medible ;D
    Top Shelf Service as well as Meds! Looking forward to trying some of their Cannatonic when I get a chance!

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    Hulking Out!

    Tried a few more of the house stains, was very pleased. The Bruce Banner Smashed me out before bed and was still a tasty treat. The Cannatonic was my favorite and great for when I get off of work and need to unwind, and left me feeling refreshed and relaxed the next day. More of the 9lb Hammer of course, I loved it after my first toke it so heavy. I picked some Space Candy for my day time, but it may be more indica Dom than I expected, not a complaint at all. And the Platinum Cookies I could not get enough of ;)
    Great service and value here! Trying some of their concentrates soon too!

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    Thanks for the feedback! All the strains you mentioned should be back in stock sometime in January!

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    Its time For Action! Used Dank Farms for the first time earlier in the week, was so happy before even trying my meds I promised that I would be back before the week was over, Woot! Love seeing the strain crossing break down on the strains so their patients know what they are getting with out a doubt.
    Driver was super knowledgeable and professional, as well as friendly. So happy to find a great delivery that I can trust and recommend. Those awesome nug porn pics are legit too. I tried the Hammer, Space Candy and the GSC. wish I had gotten more of the cookies but was budgeting right before payday.

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    Thanks for the review -- we are trying to offer quality meds and service!

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    Great Plat Bubba!

    I was a last minute caller and still was willing to squeeze me in that night, very happy with the Platinum Bubba even if its not on the menu anymore plenty of good strains to pick from. Tried a bit of the kief as well, its great for topping bowls, and in nice spliff if that's your thing. The driver Chris has been more than helpful every time =)

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    First Timer 2 Thumbs Up! =)

    I just tried Green Piece Delivery for the first time a few weeks ago and I was completely pleased with both the G-13 and Rascal's I received at the time. Great meds here from Green Piece. Going to be hearing from me again as well! =)

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    I have been writing amatur reviews for about 3 years now on weedmaps, in that time I have always heard good things about Florin Wellness Center, so good in fact I thought it was hype... I was mistaken. Every good thing you have heard is not only true but maybe have been understated. I have been by several times I received some of the best service ever by Paul I believe his name is, all the staff seems to be on point with their strain knowledge. The menu board is set up in a simple and effective way, and the daily deals are the kicker, make sure you look over the deals of the day while you wait, Gram of the day/Eighth of the day/Concentrate of the day/Deal of the day! I am in love with the Blue Dream here and I am an indica kinda guy for life. It is a real treat to be a patient here and I feel it is worth the drive for me from the other side of town and over using delivery services. Getting my Puff on from Florin

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    Anyone know if these guys are still around? I emailed my verification info 3 days ago, no reply yet? Called a couple of times left a voice mail but no one answers or calls back ? @_@ ? hope everyones okay!

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    Co2 CBD Oil <3

    Great crisp citrus flavor, feel nice and mellow afterwards. I was really happy with this Oil and I have been dab'n with it for about two weeks on the same tube. Definitely going to be getting more when I run out. =)

    I also picked up some of the 2 Step GDP last week and its really strong, great right before bed! Its so freaking dark purple too! I posted a pic on line at BP Alpine's FaceBook Page of some of these beautiful nugz next to some of the White so you could see the contrast between the two! Some of the Purplest herb I have seen lately.... if you like that sort of thing! @_@

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    Kudos!

    I was savoring the Blue Halo I picked up last weekend, I was expecting to have finished off the Fire OG I still have, over the Blue Halo. The Green Crack portion of the parentage brings the Sweet/Citrusy tones I really enjoy and also the energizing/uplifting effects, really great for day time/being productive. The Romulan side brings to the table strong couch lock and hashy tones from its afghani lineage. The DJ SHORTS True Blue Blueberry is originally a cross between an Afghani Indica male and a female that stems from Thai and Oaxacan heritage. The blue lavender tones came from the mother’s genes. The Taste is fruity and smells Floral, the Buzz is Lucid, social, warm, and euphoric! This is a beautiful partnering of all these qualities and the end result was a fine example of careful cultivation. The flavor profile isn't over the top like an OG would be, but its subtle. I would take care not to underestimate its potency and over medicate by mistake, a little goes a long way with this one, get some before it's all gone. PEACE =)

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    Something Special ^_^

    I don't usually go for the same strain on back to back visits but the Fire OG is that Something Special, crisp OG over tones with lighter citrus after taste. Excellent cure, its Wonderful!
    Really liking my first look at the Blue Halo and I will have to get back about that in a few days, but I am a really huge fan of Blueberry crosses, so I will try and be as objective I can.
    Vernon Phillips' Green Ribbon is so smooth and is full of the fainter undertones that are usually lost in most other concentrates, I was so happy they still had a bit in stock, but was in too early and missed out on the Brutal Bee again, lol.
    Redeemed part of my points horde on B.O.G.O. day today: 1000 points was $60 off my donation @_@
    WOW so much patient love from Alpine Alternative, even the budget shelf romulan was a great score(nom nom nom)! Been so pleased with my meds from here for a while now, my one stop shop for all my herb, edibles, and concentrates! I am Always 100% satisfied =) ~theGuyontheCouchB

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    Banana OG!

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    In love with this Banana OG excellent cure and the flavor and smell are wonderful. Tried a bit of the bubba kush wax as well and I am very happy with this one right before bed to help me sleep. The first time patient gifts were nice and I enjoyed the medible ;D
    Top Shelf Service as well as Meds! Looking forward to trying some of their Cannatonic when I get a chance!

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    Hulking Out!

    Tried a few more of the house stains, was very pleased. The Bruce Banner Smashed me out before bed and was still a tasty treat. The Cannatonic was my favorite and great for when I get off of work and need to unwind, and left me feeling refreshed and relaxed the next day. More of the 9lb Hammer of course, I loved it after my first toke it so heavy. I picked some Space Candy for my day time, but it may be more indica Dom than I expected, not a complaint at all. And the Platinum Cookies I could not get enough of ;)
    Great service and value here! Trying some of their concentrates soon too!

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    Thanks for the feedback! All the strains you mentioned should be back in stock sometime in January!

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    Drop the Hammer

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    Its time For Action! Used Dank Farms for the first time earlier in the week, was so happy before even trying my meds I promised that I would be back before the week was over, Woot! Love seeing the strain crossing break down on the strains so their patients know what they are getting with out a doubt.
    Driver was super knowledgeable and professional, as well as friendly. So happy to find a great delivery that I can trust and recommend. Those awesome nug porn pics are legit too. I tried the Hammer, Space Candy and the GSC. wish I had gotten more of the cookies but was budgeting right before payday.

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    Thanks for the review -- we are trying to offer quality meds and service!

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    Great Plat Bubba!

    I was a last minute caller and still was willing to squeeze me in that night, very happy with the Platinum Bubba even if its not on the menu anymore plenty of good strains to pick from. Tried a bit of the kief as well, its great for topping bowls, and in nice spliff if that's your thing. The driver Chris has been more than helpful every time =)

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    First Timer 2 Thumbs Up! =)

    I just tried Green Piece Delivery for the first time a few weeks ago and I was completely pleased with both the G-13 and Rascal's I received at the time. Great meds here from Green Piece. Going to be hearing from me again as well! =)

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    I have been writing amatur reviews for about 3 years now on weedmaps, in that time I have always heard good things about Florin Wellness Center, so good in fact I thought it was hype... I was mistaken. Every good thing you have heard is not only true but maybe have been understated. I have been by several times I received some of the best service ever by Paul I believe his name is, all the staff seems to be on point with their strain knowledge. The menu board is set up in a simple and effective way, and the daily deals are the kicker, make sure you look over the deals of the day while you wait, Gram of the day/Eighth of the day/Concentrate of the day/Deal of the day! I am in love with the Blue Dream here and I am an indica kinda guy for life. It is a real treat to be a patient here and I feel it is worth the drive for me from the other side of town and over using delivery services. Getting my Puff on from Florin

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    Anyone know if these guys are still around? I emailed my verification info 3 days ago, no reply yet? Called a couple of times left a voice mail but no one answers or calls back ? @_@ ? hope everyones okay!

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    Co2 CBD Oil <3

    Great crisp citrus flavor, feel nice and mellow afterwards. I was really happy with this Oil and I have been dab'n with it for about two weeks on the same tube. Definitely going to be getting more when I run out. =)

    I also picked up some of the 2 Step GDP last week and its really strong, great right before bed! Its so freaking dark purple too! I posted a pic on line at BP Alpine's FaceBook Page of some of these beautiful nugz next to some of the White so you could see the contrast between the two! Some of the Purplest herb I have seen lately.... if you like that sort of thing! @_@

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    Kudos!

    I was savoring the Blue Halo I picked up last weekend, I was expecting to have finished off the Fire OG I still have, over the Blue Halo. The Green Crack portion of the parentage brings the Sweet/Citrusy tones I really enjoy and also the energizing/uplifting effects, really great for day time/being productive. The Romulan side brings to the table strong couch lock and hashy tones from its afghani lineage. The DJ SHORTS True Blue Blueberry is originally a cross between an Afghani Indica male and a female that stems from Thai and Oaxacan heritage. The blue lavender tones came from the mother’s genes. The Taste is fruity and smells Floral, the Buzz is Lucid, social, warm, and euphoric! This is a beautiful partnering of all these qualities and the end result was a fine example of careful cultivation. The flavor profile isn't over the top like an OG would be, but its subtle. I would take care not to underestimate its potency and over medicate by mistake, a little goes a long way with this one, get some before it's all gone. PEACE =)

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    Something Special ^_^

    I don't usually go for the same strain on back to back visits but the Fire OG is that Something Special, crisp OG over tones with lighter citrus after taste. Excellent cure, its Wonderful!
    Really liking my first look at the Blue Halo and I will have to get back about that in a few days, but I am a really huge fan of Blueberry crosses, so I will try and be as objective I can.
    Vernon Phillips' Green Ribbon is so smooth and is full of the fainter undertones that are usually lost in most other concentrates, I was so happy they still had a bit in stock, but was in too early and missed out on the Brutal Bee again, lol.
    Redeemed part of my points horde on B.O.G.O. day today: 1000 points was $60 off my donation @_@
    WOW so much patient love from Alpine Alternative, even the budget shelf romulan was a great score(nom nom nom)! Been so pleased with my meds from here for a while now, my one stop shop for all my herb, edibles, and concentrates! I am Always 100% satisfied =) ~theGuyontheCouchB

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    Frustrated with the quality at local dispensaries? We offer top quality organic medication -- Delivery from Davis to Sacramento to Lodi along the 99/I-5 and most of Amador and Calaveras counties -- not sure if we deliver to you? Give us a call or see the list of delivery areas below! Our meds are grown by us organically and indoor unless otherwise stated in the menu or on the package. Flowers from outside vendors will be labeled both in the menu and on packaging. Medicines are priced by quality of both smoke and appearance. Flowers in the lower price ranges will either have flowers that are less dense, smoke that is not as smooth or tastey as our other offerings, OR less potency (usually best suited for casual daytime smoke or occasional and novice smokers with little or no tolerance). If you have any questions about why a particular strain is priced a certain way, please feel free to ask. We will not sell flowers that contain mold or other contaminants at any price PERIOD.

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    Alpine Alternative is a City of Sacramento regulated medical cannabis dispensary. Our mission is to provide eligible patients quality products in a safe environment while also benefiting and giving back to the community. Support Your Local Community! We're Collecting Canned And Dry Goods For Sacramento Food Bank And Family Services! Please Bring Four New Items To Receive Two Free Pre Rolls!

    Please disregard the flag on the add that says were closed. There is something wrong with the weedmaps site. If we are in fact closed we will say on our viocemail. We are Sacramento, Roseville and Rocklins premier mobile dispensary. Our bottom shelf is better than everyone else's top shelf. Free gift every time, regardless if you are a new patient or not. Must have valid 215 card. All indoor meds for the best price in town. Indoor only for our patients safety. Safe and discrete delivery from a professional, mature, and knowledgeable staff. (916) 402 8274 ask for Mark. Ask about our daily specials!!!! Minimum delivery $65. (South Sacramento and Elk Grove $100 minimum) Roseville and Rocklin paitents welcome. * Refer a paitent get 5% off next delivery * Give a good review on weedmaps get 5% off next delivery * Free prerolls with every delivery

    Kingston Wellness is now hosting a raffle!!! From now through January 31st, upon donation of an 8th, you can enter to win a half an ounce of top shelf flower and your choice of any book in store!!!!! The drawring will be February 1st Good Luck !!!!! Unlimited entries (so for each & every donation of an 8th made will count for an entry)! Good-luck!!! All discounts are now one per patient per visit. Thank you very much! HAPPY HOUR times are Monday through Friday in between the hours of: 10-11AM & Everyday 4:20 - 5:20PM! We request everyone arrive in between said hours to receive Happy Hour specials. Thank you so much! HAPPY HOUR special is donate for ONE GRAM - RECEIVE ONE FREE if you DONATE FOR AN 8TH YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE A FREE GRAM. We apologize for any inconveniences this may infer. Tax Always Included!!!! All NEW PATIENTS receive 10% off any purchase excluding our Reserve Shelf PLUS receive free GIFT!!! :D Come in during Happy Hour(s) to receive 10% off ALL delicious Edibles and Pre-Rolls OR Donate for One-Get-One-Gram-Free (limit one per patient per day) Refer-A-Friend who makes a purchase to receive a FREE gift! Note: You must be present to receive your referral gift so make sure you go with your friend(s)! :) Unlimited Referrals! Now offering EXPRESS ORDER! Call (916) 863-1892 during operating hours. If after hours (916) 877-6483 (please leave a detailed message) and have your prescription filled & ready for pick-up at your convenience! Kingston Wellness, Inc. is a medical cannabis dispensary for qualified patients and caregivers. Kingston is committed both to providing safe access and protecting it. We strive to operate a dispensary as a model of compassion and legal integrity. Kingston adheres in strict compliance with the letter and spirit of California's medical cannabis laws and regulation. Kingston Wellness is a full-service medical cannabis dispensary providing patients with the highest quality medicine, edibles & concentrates from the Bay Area! We offer a clean, friendly, welcoming environment with an extremely caring and knowledgeable staff! Also completely Wheelchair Accessible! The mission of Kingston Wellness is to provide the purest, most effective yet affordable medical cannabis along with integrated holistic health services. We create and maintain the standards of excellence for medical cannabis in all that we do. We foster a compassionate community that advances understanding and inspires action.

    Since 2004, El Dorado County's most experienced dispensing collective.

    El Dorado Wellness Center is a California 501(c)(3) Non Profit Corp committed to providing high quality, safe and affordable alternative medicine to the foothills. We have a full lounge for our members to use with a big screen TV, games, and everything you may need to administer your medication. We have free wi-fi for our studying students and activities to broaden your social network and support. You can relax in the lounge, enjoy a cup of coffee or tea and even watch the NFL Playoffs! See you there...

    Kingston is a medical cannabis dispensary for qualified patients and caregivers. Kingston is committed both to providing safe access and to protecting it. We strive to operate a dispensary as a model of compassion and legal integrity. Kingston operates in strict compliance with the letter and the spirit of California's medical cannabis laws. Kingston is a full-service medical cannabis dispensary providing patients with the highest quality medicine, edibles & concentrates in the Bay Area! We offer a clean, friendly, welcoming environment with a caring and extremely knowledgeable staff! The mission of Kingston Wellness is to provide the purest, most effective and affordable medical cannabis along with integrated holistic health services. We create and maintain the standards of excellence for medical cannabis in all that we do. We foster a compassionate community that advances understanding and inspires action.

    WON'T YOU COME JOIN OUR NEW COLLECTIVE? BEGINNING TODAY, THERE IS A DIFFERENT APPROACH. Kris's Corner is a place of health, healing, comfort and character. CONSIDER A NEW ALTERNATIVE YOUR HEALTH CARE OPTIONS. Our goal is to ALWAYS be a consistent provider of tested, high quality medicinal cannabis. We take the time to help you find new herbal CHOICES that may work best for your personal needs. OUR MEDICINE IS LOCALLY GROWN AND ALL ORGANIC Kris's Corner is committed to sustainable operations, demonstrated by exemplary business practices that protect our members and the environment. We extend this spirit of care by welcoming medical cannabis patients in a comfortable and respectful atmosphere. By listening to our community we will strive to educate our members regarding medicinal alternatives. Just In! Featured Grower: Mr. Natural* Cannabis Cup Winner. New Patient, Senior and Veteran Discounts Wheel Chair Accessibility ASL Friendly Gladly Accepting Visa, MasterCard and Discover Carmichael residents always receive a 15% discount at Kris's Corner. Now open Mon-Fri 9 a.m. until 7 p.m. Sat 10 a.m. until 6 p.m. Closed on Sunday

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