Military Road Holistic

Medical Dispensaries / Federal Way / Puyallup   (58,909 hits)
34049 Military Road SouthAuburn , WA98001
253-929-6861
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Mastéfa

This place has tons of selections. The volunteers are very well suited to answer any questions or comments about the inventory and I never leave feeling like I didn't get value for the dollars I spent. 😋

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Awesome sauce

Never disappointed. Friendly staff and love the location!

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Military Road Holistic - Actual Review

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Bud Quality - The quality of flower here is ok. All the dry flower is in jars that are too big w/too much air & no moisture packets. Resulting in flower that is extremely too dry & about a qtr oz of crumble in every jar. I was interested in the weedmaps deal that offered 1/8 for $20 or a 1/4 for $40. Knowing better but still hoping this offer would be for all strains or at least offer it to new patients. No way!! When I mentioned this the "bud-tender" showed the strains available for this deal…not impressed. The only flower I found even remotely appealing was of course on the top shelf.(gee imagine that) I grabbed a few grams of indica & sativa, nothing that knocked my socks from appearance but all & all ok smoke just too dry for me.

Atmosphere - This place kinda reminds me of a shady check cashing place. Upon entering there was a large gentleman standing right in front of the doorway watching TV in the waiting room. I assumed this was the "security guard" as he made no attempt to greet me but was wearing a Military Rd Holistic T-shirt. I made my way past the large man that just stood there like I was in HIS way, to the window & handed my paperwork to a gal thru what would be bulletproof glass but the glass was removed. She processed my paperwork & I waited. As I waited, I looked for local weed mags to thumb thru instead of having to watch/listen Jerry Springer. Nope. Just mindless TV. After a few minutes I was allowed access to the bud-room. The bud room is very spacious.

Staff - The security guard in the waiting room was a lil too oblivious for me. No greeting & only acknowledged me after the gal in the window took my mmj rec & gave me paperwork to fill out to get registered. The window gal(who later was my "bud-tender") came off a lil snatchy at 1st, saying I may have to come back tomorrow as they need to confirm my mmj rec. I just laughed. But upon further inspection she realized my mmj rec was in fact too legit to quit & got me registered in their system quickly. As a "bud-tender" she was nice & answered the few questions I had. I was lucky & didn't get the cocky male "bud-tender." Thank God!!

Accessibility - This is a very easy shop to access. Nice big parking lot & some spots are even covered. The weed maps menu was current on my trip even tho the last time it was updated was several days ago.

Price - Any shop that charges $12 for this quality of "top shelf" deservingly gets a 3 star. No need to check prices on oils or edibles, just like the flower too much for me. It was a relief not being smacked w/additional sales tax tho. MRH does offer grams at $10-$8 but from what I saw I wasn't very impressed at all.

Overall - This is my new go to spot... when Im too lazy to drive all the way to Puyallup orTacoma. MRH is just ok. But I can't complain. I was given a pre roll for my new patient gift… that smelled like it might as well had a filter on the end & Marlboro on the side. MRH also gives patients a punch card that gets you a gram of any strain(NO Top Shelf) after about 10 visits. Way to show new patients you appreciate their future business. smh See ya next time, NOT!

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best in the west

my experience with MRH has been delightful and educational as to types and variety, and the staff is great with patience for the newbees.

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yes and thank you

my first time and it was amazing. from the time we found the place, to when we left amazing. I will be back again again again. the joints and weed yea boi. my bud tender was even cute. thanks to the whole place and staff.

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Awesome every time!

LOVE this place! such friendly and helpful staff! compassionate and caring, knowledgeable and secure!

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five star !!!

This place is awesome wonderful people great product unbelievable prices would recommend to anyone on this side of town . GREAT JOB !!!!

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amazing....

staff friendly, meds do what u needed em to do. prices match quality.

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Luke Skywalker

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I went in today to replenish my supply. I picked up more Bubba Kush and Cherry Bomb, and some Guava, and tried a gram of the Luke Skywalker...Святое дерьмо! Трахни меня! ONE bong hit of Luke Skywalker got me so stoned all I wanted to do was eat or play guitar for a couple hours. For the record, I did both(not at the same time). Thank you for recommending the Luke Skywalker to me. Now if you will excuse me, I am going to bed(it's 7pm). :)

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6 stars

1 personthought this review was helpful!

Excellent service and advice, rock bottom prices, weekly deals all the time!!