🍃Good Morning GVC fam!!🍃
$75 dollar half ounce special today 5/23
We are now serving anyone 21+ with valid ID!
Medical 18+ w/ DR Recommedation!!
***PLEASE NOTE MENU PRICES DO NOT INCLUDE TAXES***
North Hollywood, CA -- In between Vineland + Cahuenga on Magnolia Blvd. Text "GO" to (818) 975-3927 for a direct link to our quick and easy online ordering platform and menu!!!
Welcome To Green Valley Collective (GVC) in North Hollywood. GVC is a compassionate and knowledgeable Prop. D compliant dispensary with the mission to provide our community with premium quality and tested medication as well as the friendliest staff that can provide comprehensive information about all of our medicine.
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BOGO 50% off all edibles!! (limit 3)
$5 off cartridges and disposables!! (limit 3 disposables)
BOGO 25% all concentrates (no limit)
Top Shelf Thursday
Get 2 $15/G for just $25 OR $5 off eighths 50+!! (limit 1)
Free for all Friday!
Choose any daily deal of the week!! (limit 1)
Donate $100+ and get 10% off!!
Donate $200+ and get 15% off!!
Self Care Sunday
20% off all CBD products, topicals, and tinctures!!
I came in for the gift bag oct 31 and it didn't have the oasis cartridge or the gg#4 what happen
Love the bud and love the deals, always a great place to pick up wax or bud.
Just because I'm a weed nerd, I was familiar with this strain, but I've never seen it in any dispensary, so I had to grab an eighth. In case you don't know, Satori is bred by Mandala genetics, a company who kind of specializes in landrace and "pure" strains, as opposed to polyhybrid "Frankenstein" strains. As I understand it, Satori is a pure landrace Nepali highland Sativa. Anyway....
Looks: lots of neon green with a bit of darker olive/emerald green and a smattering of bright orange, almost neon orange pistils. Didn't look that crystal-covered when I looked at it in the dispensary, but looking at it in the sunlight in my backyard, it's obviously covered in crystals. Very nice.
Smell: reminds me of a cross between Blue Dream and Green Crack. Mango, berries, but with a spicy undertone (overtone?). Exotic. Very Blue Dream-ish, but better (and different) than Blue Dream. The exotic spice thing really comes through after a couple of good whiffs with your nose in the jar. Smells good. A nice change of pace from all of the fucking OG this and OG that that proliferates most dispensaries.
Taste: I've only smoked this through a dirty bong, so.... Having said that, it tastes very good. Similar to the smell, but more "incense-y." Spicy, juicy berries, incense etc.... Exotic and delicious. Again, a super-nice change of pace from the typical OG dispensary offerings. I'll roll a j of it in the next day or two (I'm a "j" kinda dude haha) but even out of a dirty bong, it tastes really good.
High: Exactly what I was hoping for. Satori is, according to the breeders, a highland Nepalise Sativa strain, and I don't doubt that it isn't. Not even for a second. Old-school Sativa high. Crazy red eyes, permanent grin on my face, extreeeeeeemely relaxing, but not anything like a couchlock-type high. I can easily get up and do shit if I need to. But while I'm doing it, I'm gonna be laughing my ass off and listening to Gram Parsons and shit haha! Very good meds, no doubt about it. I suffer from hard-core anxiety and this is a strain that alleviates that big-time. Really good and impressive. I have about fifteen strains at home right now and all I wanna do is smoke this Satori.
Overall: On a scale of one to ten, I have to give this a nine or maybe a 9.5. It's an excellent strain grown fairly well (didn't burn as cleanly as I'd like, but the high makes up for the sub-par grow). If I grew, I'd definitely want this in my garden. Very good meds. Relaxing without the couchlock, motivating without the paranoia or raciness of some super-Sativas. All in all, an exceptional strain.
Get it while you can!
One of my the best collective in NOHO. They have a nice selection of Flowers, edibles and concentrates. Also, helpful staff to make that right choice for your condition.
Thank you GVC
GVC is a dispensary I head to for a few specific items. Their Cannabiotix strains are very good - especially the Super Silver Haze. The rest of their bud is a little hit or miss, as is the case with most $30 cap places. Gems can be found, but sometimes you have to check out many jars. Unfortunately, the policy here is that the patients are not allowed to open the jars themselves. The other item I come to GVC for is their Spliffin cartridges. Although they recently raised the price 10% to $55 for the full gram cart, it's still a great buy compared to some Ventura Blvd dispensaries that are charging $75. And on Tank Tuesdays, it's $5 off, so they can be had for as little as $50. I recommend calling first to see if the flavor you want is in stock.
I love this place. this place is the best place in town good staff good buds good prices!!!
Everything about this shop is great. From its friendly staff to there variety of different buds, wax and edibles. The lines are not too long and when they are the shop handles it quite well. Everybody is helped and the line flows efficiently. I always recommend this shop to other people and they end up liking it as well. The only inconvenience is the parking around the neighborhood and busy street. It's not the shop's fault, but finding parking is a little bit tricky but not impossible. As long as they keep up there great customer service I will always come back.
The staff is extremely helpful. And the bud is off the chain what else can I say. I love this place.
I come from Newport to get my meds and rely heavily on your text deals please tell me your not stopping them?
Our servers crashed a few months ago and we had to re-add all of our patients into a new system!! Sorry for the inconvenience, but if you'd like to receive our text specials, please give us a call at (818) 853-7550 and we'll be more than happy to help you get back on!
Since the first time I ever walked into this shop to today I haven't been disappointed once. This is the one stop shop for dank at the lowest prices in Noho