Alpine Wellness-Adult UseMedical Dispensaries / South West Colorado (24,614 hits)
First time newbie, bought and paid for a 1/4 only to find out later that they ripped me off - only gave me an 1/8.
I know better now!
Also didn't like their attitude and that they record your info into their data base.
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We purchased 1/8 of Urkle a 1/16 of blue dream and two cookies 25mg/per.
Upon Arrival entry area was unmanned. We walked all the way back to the sales counter before being corralled back and talked into signing some waiver and forced to wear our IDs on our chest like a vistor in jail.
When purchasing, we felt rushed. There were five people in the store, three were employees and we were the two.There was little to no knowledge on the buds but they acted like they knew just about everything. No strain backgrounds, No taste profile, no THC/CBD testing or higher potency edibles.
Just...."Um yeah it gives you a body high....this is a helmet high" type of verbal profiling.
I scaled the 1/8 at 3.26g
The 1/16 at 1.69g
My scale is accurate to the 1000th of a gram.
The cookies were completely crap. Dry, tasteless, NOT POTENT. My wife is an average smoker and ate both, No effect. WASTE OF MONEY!!!
The buds were powder dry. This is the bud you take to the bar where Im from and smoke everyone up on. JUST BECAUSE TO SELL....SHOULD BE A CRIME. BONE DRY!
No high from Heavy Sativa strain what so ever. Blue Dream.
Very Tiny High from the Urkle.
Will never go back, and will advise all to avoid.
The best in telluride
i went in last week and shopped there the owner and staff was awesome thats where i will do my shopping from here on out thanks alpine
Save Yourself the Aggravation
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Alpine Wellness was the worst experience my husband and i have ever experienced and we are daily (non-medicinal) users who have bought bud from many other sources. The staff at Alpine Wellness seem to have a holier than thou type attitude. It's as if they have a big head because they are one of the few shops around open for recreational use, at the moment. They seem to think we have to go to them like we have no other options. My husband and I ended up leaving after reviewing the supply they had without buying a thing. They showed us a pre-packaged eighth that looked way smaller than an eighth and they wanted 100 dollars for that itty bitty bit of cannabis. It honestly would have been a couple bowls worth of weed and they were asking what a quarter costs on average. Waaaay overpriced, my suspicion and the feeling I got was that they were price gouging. We took our money and went down the street to Telluride Bud Company and bought some excellent grape ape and a strain of sativa known as big band from the owner himself who was very grounded and respectful as well as knowledgeable. I also want to mention that Adam himself measured out two eighths (1/8 sativa and 1/8 indica which equals a quarter in whole) in front of us, it wasn't pre-packaged so we could see clearly that we were actually getting a full quarter. Not to mention a quarter ounce at Telluride Bud Company ran us just under 100 dollars after taxes. Very reasonable if you ask me. Save your time, money, and aggravation and head on over to a more professional shop like TBC, skip going to Alpine Wellness.
Great flower & edibles
This is by far my favorite weed shop in Telluride. There prices are $25 per 1.75g for top shelf, $30 for premium shelf (not including any tax). Their pre-rolled joints are the BEST IN TOWN ($12 per 1g)! The staff were very friendly and let us inspect several of the strains. Their brownies were the best, I slept for 14 hours after eating one.
I didn't see an elevator, but once you get onto the second floor the shop is wheelchair accessible.
Best selection of bud,edibles, and hash in teluride.
The Best store in Telluride.
The quality of product and service at this shop is unmatched in Western Colorado. I love this shop and the people that run it.
Finally an OASIS!
The medical marijuana industry in Colorado is filled with people of questionable moral standing, ethics, and business practices. Alpine Wellness of Telluride, CO is the OASIS in the MMJ desert here in Colorado.
Alpine Wellness is unique in that they see each and every patient as an individual with unique needs and wants. When you walk into their dispensary you can sense right away that something is different. The staff is caring, interested, dynamic, warm, vibrant and most of all professional
Go and feel the difference. I guarantee that you will feel part of the family right away. They only sell the highest quality products, and provide prompt service tailored to each and every individual. They are eager to earn your business and once you give them the opportunity they are dedicated to provide your medicine for years to come.
Do yourself a favor and go check them out!
If there is ever a prize awarded for dispensary wi
...Alpine Wellness should win unanimously. The view from the bud counter is almost as mind blowing as the product. And the product is absolutely glorious. A plentiful selection from bottom shelf shake up to mid grade shelves that culminate in four or five jars of top shelf 'dro. If you're the type of person who checks out the bottom shelf goods, we probably have very different dispensary routines. I go for the best first--everytime. Don't get me wrong, almost every dispensary has great bud at a bargain on their middle shelves. Some places, like 14er Holistics in Boulder (which is in my top 5 favorites) set prices based on cost to acquire, not quality, but they're very up front about this fact. If a store is gonna rank their nuggets based on quality, I'm only gonna look at what they call their best. I chose some cantaloupe haze and it worked admirably after a long day on the mountain. The blueberry was fluffy and had a more noticeable berry flavor than any sample I can recall.
Let me preface this next part by saying that I am NOT one of those guys who raves about atmosphere/friendliness. I'm there to purchase cannabis, not find a life companion so as long as you're cordial, I'm happy. That being said, the dudes at AW went above and beyond. No, they went further than that. They went above, beyond, past, over, and higher. From making me feel welcome on a first visit to remembering my name the next day, these guys know how to treat the customers. Yes, you read right, they remembered my freakin name. The actual kind of remembering, not just a remember-it-when-the-computer-does kind of remember.
ps ask them about the original Dali art that adorns the shop
I've been to a couple of places around Colorado and Alpine is definitely my favorite.
Bud quality is top noch for great price! They have so much variety to pick from and some amazing delicious edibles... I wish they would make some non-medicated edibles because sometimes the stuff is so good you want to just keep eating it... and you can guess what happens then.
The staff is amazing! They make you feel really comfortable. I've been to some places that feel a bit sketchy and unprofessional. You get nothing but great customer service, professionalism and kindness from these guys. Always positive energy!
Atmosphere is great. I could hang out there all day if they'd let me. Funky, fun room, great vibes and beautiful view of the mountains.
go check it out