Goddess DeliversMedical Dispensaries / Santa Barbara (193,080 hits)
GODDESSDELIVERS.COM: We are a professional medical marijuana delivery service that offers personalized customer service and care. California patients can receive safe, quality products discreetly delivered to your doorstep the very next day. In a few quick and easy steps, you can visit our website, join our cooperative, and order from our online menu. We carry an extensive selection of strains, CBDs, hash oils, tinctures, Gentleman’s Brand vapes, and delicious edibles.
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2013-12-30 05:20:32 UTC
Wow is all I can say about the Goddess! I joined about two months ago and it has been the easiest, most pain free and hassle free way to get outstanding meds I have ever experienced. Once you sign up, you can order 24/7 and it's at your door the next morning. Couple of outstanding things I've tried:
The Yoda. Don't miss it. And if you like Blue Dream, theirs is one of the best. I got a gram of it as a free gift when I signed up and I"ve been ordering it ever since. It's perfect for daytime use, really makes me feel great.
The Purple OG I had was also amazing. Super dense, almost black purple and green buds.
As far as delivery, I've had a perfect experience. Really discreet, really quick and the people in the office are super knowledgeable about the different strains.
I'm not easily impressed, but this organization delivered beyond my expectations. Long live the Goddess!!!
2013-12-28 02:39:59 UTC
Not for everyone
I tried my very best to do business with these folks, but they just couldn't get it done. It turns out the delivery capabilities are surprisingly limited by the fact that they farm out the delivery to a service. The service won't call you to facilitate the delivery and in my case, the delivery window was 11pm-2am. If you live in a secure building, have a locked gate, or need to take delivery at your daytime place of work, you're SOL! If you live in an apt or a house, they might leave it on the doorstep or hide it in the bushes, but apparently can't use your mailbox!
Just like the Obamacare website, you gotta provide ALL of your Personal Info and pics of your Recommendation and Drivers License, as well as your Credit Card and secret numbers, ONLY TO FIND THEY CAN'T REALLY GET IT TO YOU! They charged my card, now I'm left with no meds, watching my card and looking for a refund! Thank you very little.
I can't tell you if their meds are any good or not and I just told you what I think of the delivery. In all fairness, I was contacted about 6 or 7 times over a 3 day period by phone by staff, whom I rated highly for trying to satisfy my not-so-unique circumstances. Frankly, their business model is flawed as it doesn't matter how good a job you do on your web site or on the phone if you lose control on the DELIVERY. They're a "Delivery Service", but they don't actually Deliver.
Brick and Mortar is where it's at from now on. I want to see it and smell it and have choices, and since we're all documented, I prefer to secure my meds in person, in broad daylight and a 45 min drive to SB is worth it!
Hi Western- Thanks for taking the time to give us feedback. We do strive to give our patients the highest quality of service AND delivery, but it apparently there were some issues with delivery. We're sorry we couldn't accommodate your delivery times, but we do provide a window in which to deliver. If you need daytime delivery at a specific time, we can do that, but it costs more. We try and make the process as easy as possible and we do deliver to either your home or workplace, whatever works for you. We don't farm out the deliveries, we do by in-house delivery couriers, however, we do deliver to many patients, so we do the deliveries at different times according to where you live. We also try and accommodate our patients when we leave a package, but for instance, it's against federal law to leave any package, much less one with medicine in a mailbox. That is restricted to US mail and we are very careful not to put any of our patients at risk. We hope you can understand these restrictions (and btw: fedex and UPS follow these guidelines as well). In any event, we'd love to have you give us another try so we can show you how much our delivery ease and customer service can work for you. Give us a call or if online, just mention you had a problem and give us the previous order # and we'll throw in some extra goodies for you to try. Your partner in healing, The Goddess Team
2013-12-11 20:01:20 UTC
thank you for great compassionate caring service.
fast, fast delivery.
2013-11-21 00:33:08 UTC
Bring back the fire!
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Let me start by saying I love you guys and your my go to service living in SB, because with you its always consistent and on time and I'm never dealing with some shadey burnout in my house. But where'd all the fire buds go?! I've tried looking back on my order history Jack the ripper, durban poison, mr. nice, afgooey, omrita rx3, girl scout cookies, and the yoda kush in the last three months (been a patient donating with you guys for well over a year now) and the only ones I was happy with were the Yoda, the omrita, and the afgooey! I reviewed every strain I tried on the goddess website too! Please bring back the fire that yall use to have, I feel hesitant to order flowers from you now because some of the pictures have been a bit misleading and there is no return policy. I still love your service, ordered a bunch of kivas and lollies the other day and was very happy, but I wish I could get flower from you guys again, but it seems like the edibles are the only consistently solid med. Get some funk, charge $65 an 8th if ya need I dont care just give me the option of the topshelf I'm used too! not a $55 8th of outdoor! Much love, please get some good flowers again!
Edit: - 12/6/13 -
Brought back the rump! More expensive but like I said I dont care about price for quality, still havent got flowers and probably wont again but yall rock for rump and kivas!
Hi String cheesranges - Thanks for your feedback. We try and carry all different types of flowers and price ranges for different needs. currently we have a number of indoor top shelf: Yoda, Super Lemon Haze, Platinum Blue Dream, Fire OG, Jacke the Ripper, Sour Diesel and Afgooey, to name just a few. These are higher priced due to the producer and way they are grown. We also have mid shelf items that are great, and lower priced. So, check out the menu every week, we update as we get new products (look for the new cherry cola and purple OG we just got in .... they are the bomb!)
2013-11-16 03:03:02 UTC
Wayy too expensizee
Why nothing less than twenty a gram..rediculous..been much happier elsewhere
Hi Nathan- Thanks for taking the time to give us your views. However, if you look at our menu, you will see we offer medicine for between $8 and $22 per gram. We have a lot of different varieties, strains and have something for everyone! As well, once you are a member, you have access to our specials we offer every week on a featured strain. Check it out and enjoy! Once you've been with the Goddess, you won't go anywhere else!!!
2013-11-08 15:54:04 UTC
for me it's always super hit and miss when i order concentrates from local delivery places, but every time i order a new concentrate goddess has on the menu, it's never a miss. recently ordered the OG diesel wax, and the trainwreck & og kush winterized waxes. both very tasty and quite potent. can't beat the price either, especially with the quality of what you're getting. bud i get is always solidly great. thanks for being a consistent source of quality meds!!
2013-11-02 17:54:49 UTC
Goddess Delivers is Dee-Vine
Time to update my general feelings about The Goddess Delivers, since it's been a while, and maybe things have changed! They have...for the better. My feelings for Goddess Delivers are growing...deepening...like the high I get after sampling some of their primo meds. From contact, to high it's a contact high all the way 'round! The guidance from friendly and knowledgeable sales staff, the alacrity with which the superior strains arrive at my door--any interaction with this Goddess of de Vine is quite simple: divine! They rock, and I use them exclusively.
2013-10-28 03:04:55 UTC
Takes care of me!
I am really pleased with this service. They take the pain out of ordering and delivery is seamless. I just got a batch of the Blue Dream, which is on special right now and it's a winner! (they usually have some really cool special every week and it's always a great deal). Super smooth and covered with trichomes. Fat sweet bud. Excellent as usual.
2013-10-24 15:07:24 UTC
i don't go anywhere else!
i used to take the risk and try out random delivery services in my area, but after being disappointed over and over again, i just keep coming back to goddess and now i don't go anywhere else! consistently great quality meds, but i mostly speak to the quality of the concentrates. if you get a chance to try the honey oil or full melt hashes, i 100% promise you'll go bonkers on them. just ordered the new OG diesel wax they have on the menu - can't wait to try it out. thanks for all you do guys!!!
2013-10-17 08:31:39 UTC
I have never been disappointed from the sample package to premium shake. I have been so sick and in such pain, that if it weren't for the Goddess, I don't know what I would do. If you see anything with Blue Dream or Train wreck, grab it. lol.Good health to you.
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