Hello, my name is Joe. I am a primary care giver for medical cannabis patients. This is not a store. I am the only one that will show up at your door. I have been using medical cannabis for over 40 years and am very well read and consider myself to be an expert in the field. I consult with my patients, we over time figure out what works best for you and I will keep those strains in stock. I deliver only the very best cannabis. I am available after hours and weekends by appointment so just let me know no extra charge. Call and let me know what you want and when. I will bring a couple of forms to sign for first time patients. Have your recommendation and your Calif. I.D. ready. Thank You
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First off, i enjoy Joe's professional courtesy of being discreet and timely.
He really remembers your personal preferences
I just finish some sticky og and freddy kruger og, TASTY and perfect for bedtime, always
have the best dreams contrary to the freddy kruger name
i wish i could post a picture of the freddy kruger, phenomenal!
I truely feel like a kid in a candy store, all the strains a top shelf pick, have never been disappointed
Also, If the M.B. Ultra Violet is available i highly recommend it
To start of Joe is very friendly, professional, knowledgeable and discreet. usually delivers within 45 minutes consistently.
This is the kind of club you don't want to tell anybody about to keep it to yourself, but that's not fair for the rest of Venturian patients
Heaven on Earth, Bud quality out of this earth. Every strain he carries is the Top of the Top shelf.
Never any small nugs, nice dense sticky stinky. Patiently grown with love and it shows when you toke.
Best OG Kush strains in all of Ventura County...better than Emerald Club, Smart Meds and Firehouse,
they may be slightly cheaper but they definitely don't give the same bang for the buck.
Try his: Butter OG, OG Raskal, GG4, Girl Scout Cookies, Freddy Krueger
First off Joe is a darling, he was responsive, and quick to deliver. on 4th of JULY no doubt. He was professional, and reminded me of how community is supposed to feel. You rarely feel like you make friends, or connections with people anymore, but the 1/2 hour he spent talking with myself and my husband was invaluable. Second, the flowers were some of the best I've ever gotten from a Collective. It was cured properly, no shake what so ever, trimmed beautifully and it was dense with expando as it should be. We received the Diablo OG, and Special Reserve OG. Both lovely, and they were labeled as Indica, exactly what I wanted. His motto was "if I wouldn't smoke it, I won't sell it" and he proved that. Will be going back for sure, and recommend highly!
This is by far the best in Ventura Co. I've used a few in the past, and this is the only one that actually helps a patient. They stay and offer advice, and try to give you what's best for your medical condition. They are dependable and the price can't be beat for a delivery service.
Joe is honest, reliable, professional and discreet. It doesn't hurt that his meds are the absolute best in the county too. I've used every delivery service in the county and will never use another one again. Price is a little higher than other collectives...but you get what you pay for, and these meds speak for themselves.
I've gone through a lot of different dispensaries and dealers over the years so I know what to appreciate.
I appreciate responsiveness and reliability and a professional attitude. This guy is like clockwork. Call/text him and he's there. I don't think he's ever delivered later than 1 hour after a call. I don't know if he guarantees it or not but over the last 2 years he's johnny on the spot every single time and FAST. You don't get some shmuck showing up late looking like some vagabond or some thug. You get a nice guy in a clean car acting profesionally and low key.
I appreciate good meds. If I'm paying 400 an ounce I want fresh, well manicured, very resinous buds that are sticky but not damp, very little to no stem and absolutely no leaf matter. I want top shelf and I want it to look like it's been treated like top shelf. There might be a small selection here, but the meds are of the highest quality. I can trust this dude to deliver quality.
You can count on this dispensary service.
Allways on time no bullshit..people complain about how this bud is from conoga..well hell yea I cant allways make it to the Valley..n gas prices...shit Im glad I know whers this comes from..thanks Joe.
yea..might be from same spot in conoga
it will cost your ass more in gas..works out the same.
easy just drive.all the way to.conoga n see how it saves you money..business dude needs to eat