Before you consider using us let me ask you 3 quick questions...
1. Do you love quality medical marijuana?
2. Are you sick of making outrageous donation rates for your medicine?
3. Isn't it getting old dealing with caregivers that don't truly care about the patients that they are dealing with?
If you answered "YES!" to those questions, we'd like to offer you a seat in The Happy Cab.
Not only do we have quality products, but we also are extremely fair with our rates and care very much about the people that we deal with. That's Why We Offer 2 Free Grams to Our First-Time Patients, a Free Pack of Raw Papers w/ Lighter in Every Bag, "Happy Fare Hours", The Happy Cab Loyalty Program, Discounts for Veterans, Free Delivery (within 5 miles), and 3 Free Grams for Patient Referrals.
FIRST TIME PATIENT AND FREE DELIVERY BENEFITS:
Minimum $60 Donation to obtain 2 Free Grams for First-Time Patients. New Patient Must Make a Minimum $60 Donation in Order For You to Receive The 3 Free Grams For Patient Referral.
HAPPY FARE HOURS:
Minimum $60 Donation and Current Patient Status (Have Ordered at Least Once) to Participate in Our "Happy Fare Hours" Special; Happy Fare Hours Are Every Day From 6PM-9PM & 1AM-3AM During Those Hours if You Place an Order For a Quarter Ounce You Will Receive 1 Free Gram, a Half Ounce Will Get You 1.5 Free Grams, and an Ounce Will Get You 2 Free Grams.
**Tips To Drivers Are Accepted But Not Expected.**
***MUST HAVE VALID MMMP HARD CARD AND VALID ID TO ORDER.***
*Minimum $60 Donation For Delivery (Some Exceptions Made)*
*All Deliveries Within 5 Miles Do Not Have A Delivery Fee. $1 Per Mile After 5 Mile Radius.*
Daily Promotions That Can Be Stacked With Happy Hour-
Monday- "Mystery Monday" You will receive a random freebee of the drivers choice. (Completely random, you cannot ask for something specific)
Tuesday- "Tasty Tuesday" You can choose an edible that is valued at $15 or less for free with your order.
Wednesday- "Wild-Card-Wednesday" The 7th delivery of the day will receive a free 8th with their order. (We will not tell you if you are the 7th, you will know when you receive it. We are doing it that way to avoid having people calling repeatedly to be #7)
Thursday- "Twist-Up-Thursday" Every order will receive a free pre-roll.
Friday- "Five-Off-Friday" Every order is $5 off.
Saturday- "Sucker-Free-Saturday" Every order will also include a free THC sucker.
Sunday- Sit-Back-Sunday" Every order receives an extra free gram.
***All of These Can Be Stacked With Happy Hour. First-Time Patients Cannot Participate in These Promotions. You Can Only Participate If You've Ordered More Than Once. Must Make A Minimum Of A $60 Donation to Participate.***
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I've tried a bunch of dispensaries and delivery service and The Happy Cab is consistently the best, most reliable in town.
Why drive to Detroit when you can call up The Happy Cab? Thank you Devin for that birthday cake. Best strain I've had in a long time. Super reliable and on time! I'm going to get something else on the menu this week!
I can't thank you enough for the Green Crack. Amazing. It was great.2 thumbs up. I'm a very happy woman now. This is fantastic. Delivery man on time. Didn't ask his name. Very nice and awesome. You will definitely get my service again. Thank you for going the extra mile for me. It's so appreciated.
Personable, really care about their patients, easy to contact, and always very cordial on the phone; it's nice to not be treated like the dispensary is doing you a favor. Never a doubt on the weights and qualities of their meds. May not always be within the hour, but that's just a testament to the loyalty of their patients (and it's not like they're in a dry area) and their willingness to go the extra mile. I've ordered from closer places at varying addresses and it always sounds like I'm inconveniencing the drivers or the receptionist, this guy was perfectly happy with delivering from Eastpointe, to Mount Clemens, to New Baltimore, and then drive all the way back to Grosse Pointe Park to deliver my order put in at 9:20, when they close at 10.
Fantastic service, polite and knowledgeable bud tenders/delivery drivers. The happy cab is my first and only choice for delivery. Being unable to drive myself, it's great to have found such a top notch service.
The dude that always drops off my stuff is always chill af it feels like a friend. The product is great and the deals are even greater. I wish y'all had a storefront but I'm deff cool with the part that u come to me. I'll be seeing you tmro!
usually i buy anything top shelf most of the time a ounce or half ounce.
Devin is the man point blank period.
I buy the alien abduction and the GSC