The Happy Cab
Before you consider using our service let us ask you 3 quick questions...
1. Do you love quality medical marijuana?
2. Are you sick of making outrageous donation rates for your medicine?
3. Isn't it getting old dealing with caregivers that don't truly care about the people that they are dealing with?
If you answered "YES!" to those questions, we'd like to offer you a seat in The Happy Cab. Not only do we have quality products, but we also are extremely fair with our rates and care very much about the people that we deal with. That's Why We Offer 2 Free Grams to Our First-Time Patients, a Free Pack of Raw Papers w/ Lighter in Every Bag (Upon Request), "Happy Fare Hours", The Happy Cab Loyalty Program, Discounts for Veterans, Free Delivery (within 5 miles), and 3 Free Grams for Patient Referrals.
FIRST TIME PATIENT AND FREE DELIVERY BENEFITS: Minimum $60 Donation to obtain 2 Free Grams for First-Time Patients. New Patient Must Make a Minimum $60 Donation in Order For You to Receive The 3 Free Grams For Patient Referral.
HAPPY FARE HOURS: Minimum $60 Donation and Current Patient Status (Have Ordered at Least Once) to Participate in Our "Happy Fare Hours" Special; Happy Fare Hours Are Every Day From 6PM-9PM.
During Those Hours if You Place an Order For a Quarter Ounce You Will Receive 1 Free Gram, a Half Ounce Will Get You 1.5 Free Grams, and an Ounce Will Get You 2 Free Grams.
**Tips To Drivers Are Accepted But Not Expected.** ***MUST HAVE VALID MMMP HARD CARD AND VALID ID TO ORDER.*** ***DONATIONS ONLY*** *Minimum $60 Donation For Delivery (Some Exceptions Made)* *All Deliveries Within 5 Miles Do Not Have A Delivery Fee. $1 Per Mile After 5 Mile Radius.*
Daily Promotions That Can Be Stacked With Happy Hour-
Monday- "Mystery Monday" You will receive a random freebee of the drivers choice. (Completely random, you cannot ask for something specific)
Tuesday- "Tasty Tuesday" You can choose an edible that is valued at $15 or less for free with your order!
Wednesday- "What Deal? Wednesday" Pick whichever special from any day of the week!
Example- "I'll take the free edible from Tasty Tuesday." or "I'll do 5 for $50 Friday's Special."
Thursday- "Twist-Up-Thursday" Every order will receive TWO free pre-rolls!
Friday- "5 for 50 Friday" Every order will receive $5 off per $50 donated!
Saturday- "5-Star-Saturday" Love our service? Leave a 5-Star Review and receive 2 Free Grams with your order!
Sunday- "Sucker-Free-Sunday" Every order will receive TWO free suckers!
First-Time Patients Cannot Participate in These Promotions. You Can Only Participate If You've Ordered More Than Once. Must Make A Minimum Of A $60 Donation to Participate.***