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Called early in the a.m. and within an hour had my delivery. Gorilla Glue #4 is phenomenal! Also got some White Widow, a pb cup and Alien Dawg as a freebie. Will definitely be using again!
apparently they are open just not picking up the phone, weak shit
Don't pass up on the Mickey kush nice and fluffy a lot of smoking material great for joints
I got my 215 card about 2 months ago-ish. I have TERRIBLE insomnia and anxiety. I've been taking Lunesta and Xanax for 9 million years. Needless to say I decided that don't need anymore brain damage and got permission from my pill pushing doctors to go the 'natural route'. I've tried about 8 different strains, Indicas and Hybrids. I purchased the strongest (supposedly) ones that a couple of collectives I purchased from were carrying at the time. I didn't have any luck on being knocked the F out. The smoke was good, all of it, but everything, I mean everything from Tahoe OG, Blue Dream, Purple Hindu Kush, none were strong enough to make me fall asleep or relax me into nothingness. Everything was really buzzy and cerebral, everything to me felt like they were Sativas. I HATE the vibrating, buzzing feeling. I get headaches really easily.
So, I wanted to try another collective with some different strains or another option other than smoking a bowl, a J or vaping. (As none of what I was doing was working) and edibles are just too expensive. I explained all of this to Lexi when I called. I explained to her what my needs were, and that I only had a certain amount I could spend. And she went through several options for me. And then suggested a Bumblebee Disposable pen - Blackberry Kush. So I decided to go for the Blackberry Kush... and a gr. of Kosher Kush, I got a complimentary pre-roll of Grape Ape.
****if you don't want to read the entire novel of a review within a review - here's my TIP: YOU CAN NOT GO WRONG WITH The Bumblebee Disposable Pen, it's amazing.****
The Blackberry Kush Bumblebee Pen is delicious.
I wanna say it's sweet on the sides of my tongue and on my lips. But I don't know how that can be since the pen on the outside is not flavored. It's weird, so I don't know if it is really sweet - or all in my head.
(I am certain it's the contents.)
The pen hits SMOOTH, draws NICE, you don't have to hit the pen as if you were trying to suck a golf ball through a stirring straw. There are the rare occasions when I get a gnarly hit. It slams into the back of my throat, tastes like shi7, feels hot. It's not enough to make you exhibit your worst gas face. Bong water is pretty unpleasant, catching a seed somehow. It's nothing like that. So even getting a 'smokey' hit with the Bumblebee Pen it's better all day everyday than drinking bong water... (just sayin)..
Coughing, pretty much NOPE. Like I said, smooth.
When you hit it, there is a dim orange light on that turns at the end of the pen. When you are done drawing off the pen, the orange light slowly fades off. The harder you draw, the brighter the light. Cool.
The pen requires no charging, it's a trip. It is the size of a pencil but shorter than an un-sharpened pencil so it can be concealed with ZERO detection in your bra or pocket.
BEST PART... It made me relaxed enough after about 30 minutes to be asleep within an hour. IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!
fOR All mY PaRanOid fRIEnds..
****There is very LITTLE scent to it and dissipates within a couple minutes****
So if you prefer discrete - it's fabulous.
I have had the pen now for 2 weeks. It still seems to be hitting strong ( I just jinxed myself & the friggen thing will be empty next hit!! lols).
I have been hitting it about 10X a day at about a 3-4 second drag. so that's approx 140 hits off the pen so far.
***This is now past the point of longevity of how long my 1/8ths were lasting me when I was vaping and smoking.***
No breaking open the container, breaking off your buds, grinding in the grinder, taking out of the grinder, packing your pen or pipe, cleaning your pen or pipe, waiting for your vape pen to heat up (or finding the lighter, again, cuz you don't know where you left it, and the 35 other lighters you have are also lost, in the washing machine, or probably stolen by your best friend Emily Wednesday, (check her purse...)
With the pen, you just put it to your face and do work. No effort, no muss, no fuss, no stink, no weed fingers.
Kosher Kush is nice. It is relaxing. No head buzzing. No headaches.
Grape Ape pre-roll: I haven't had it yet. I'm waiting.
Being a 1st time customer, I got a free pre-roll of Grape Ape. I haven't tried it yet though.
Thank you so much Lexi for helping me. Thank you for being patient. And thank you for delivering since the other driver was running behind. That was really nice of you.
A+++++++ customer service
A+++++++ product quality
***1st Time Patient DEAL***
After having great results with the Bumblebee cartridges prior to purchasing from Serenity Wellness I was pleased with them offering me a deal on these. Ranking the Bumblebee cartridges I've tried thus far would be:
1. Sour Diesel (Very pungent and has the most cerebral high I've felt in years)
2. Blue Dream (Not AS much of a flavor punch as the Sour Diesel, however, it does taste very good, and is on point with the taste of Blue Dream, effects are slightly less cerebral than the Sour Diesel but more relaxing and in line with the hybrid/cbd qualities of the strain)
3. Jack Herrer (More "lemony" flavored, not at all as sweet as the above two, effects seemed to still be there, obviously from the purity and concentration, however, the overall flavor and experience for me just wouldn't be my first choice amongst the three)
Either way the Blue Dream was delicious and a great deal.
Good looking out and thanks again Serenity Wellness, definitely looking forward to your restock of the Bumblebee cartridges this week!
such friendly people. really hook you up! great vud quality, i have used many different delivery services here near atascadero and this is definitely the best one. try this plave you wont regret it =)
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That's what I was doing a couple of hours after having the twix edible, Sound asleep and that's not easy for me. Serenity is the best coop I have dealt with. great service and great meds. Oh and the price, the have great prices and on top of that just reduced them again. call them.
We are so glad the twixxx bite had the desired effect ("zzzzzzz", lololol) and, especially that you took the time to share your experience here. We really appreciate your giving Serenity Wellness a try and we're happy to hear that you've been pleased with the meds and service we've provided. We look forward to serving you again soon!
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Good service, good medicine.
Many thanks, Joseph, for the favorable review and your continued support. We are glad that you've been pleased with the meds and service from Serenity Wellness. We look forward to serving you again soon!
SERENITY WELLNESS continues to deliver superior medicine for the best price. You truly are the only delivery service that has consistently come through for us with the highest quality medicine. Thank you for your compassion, professionalism and knowledge of the strains in which you provide. We can't live without you now. :)
We're so glad to hear that you're happy with the meds and service that you've gotten from Serenity Wellness and we really appreciate your taking the time to write this kind review. Thank you SO MUCH for your continued support! Without you (and our other awesome patients), we truly wouldn't be able to keep going! Thanks again! We look forward to serving you again soon!
Was looking to try something new so I signed up for Serenity Wellness. The sign up process was quick and easy and the driver was helpful and quick with the delivery. I ordered an eighth of Sour D and walked away not that impressed. Not the prettiest buds I have seen but still quality. With so many great dispensaries in the area you really got to be on top of everything, and I feel like Serenity Wellness just fell a little short. Great customer service though!
Dear GreatDankbino, We're so sorry to hear to that you weren't so thrilled with the Sour D. We're also sorry that we didn't make it clear at the time of delivery that we guarantee satisfaction, in other words we are always happy to offer a refund or exchange to patients who are dissatisfied with their order. We do our best to offer the best quality meds for the donation price, but realize that sometimes we may fall a bit short. I realize it has been a couple of days since you wrote this, so I'm sure that the 1/8th is gone, but if you feel like giving us another chance, we'll do our best to direct you to meds that will suit you better and we'll see if we can do a little something extra with your next order to try to make up for the last visit. Thanks so much for trying Serenity Wellness and for sharing your feedback. We hope to be able to serve you again in the future.