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I felt the force after smoking Jedi. How is it possible that every time I order new things, I make an addition to my favorite list.
The Jedi has a sweet almost minty taste. The effects were, elevated mood, increased appetite, happy, talkative, and relaxation. it reduced my pain level by a few points. It lasted for more than an hour, give or take. I loved this when I need to medicate and still function. I felt elevated, but productive. I have yet to "dab". I'm ancient, 45, and these are new ways are as foreign to me. I will take your advice and try to dab, and see the differences.
I look forward to ordering this again.
Can you please explain to me the difference between, full and half melt, shatter, crumble, hash and wax. The only concentrate I knew was kif, other then that, all the concentrates are a mystery.
My limited experiences with concentrates served on wax papers, has been disastrous. It melted into my fingers like lotion. Even after I kept it in the freezer, if it didn't disappear into my hands, it melted into the wax paper, while I was trying to use it. Frustrated, I won't order anything unless kept in a plastic or silicon containers.
Thanks as always, for excellences in customer services, products, and drivers.
Oh, Mrselise-- your hilarious and incredibly well-written reviews of our products always make our day here at Hip Joynt! We are SO crazy about this crumble, and it has a magical way of awakening the force within us every time we dab with it! :D We're elated that it helped alleviate your symptoms so well. There's truly nothing better than that at the end of the day. And, Mrselise, if you are ancient at the ripe ol' age of 45 (40 is the new 20, girl!), then the writer of this response (who is 30), is officially Betty White. :P All jokes aside, I was initially intimidated by dabbing for nearly 7 years (which is only about how long it has been around), and while I would use crumble as a topper on my flower, it was actually two things that deterred me from dabbing, which were 1. None of my friends dabbed, so I didn't really have anybody to guide me, and 2. Using a torch lighter. Eeesh! However, about three months ago, I "took the plunge," so to speak, and I couldn't be happier, nor more surprised with how easy it all was. However, I would absolutely recommend actually dabbing with somebody who knows how to "guide you" to so speak-- as I'm sure you're familiar with, each different method of ingesting cannabis produces different types of relief and sensations. The difference between full-melt and half-melt is in regards to hashish, a concentrate of cannabis, which has been around for thousands of years and was the predominant method of ingesting cannabis, especially in eastern cultures, up until the turn of the last century when cannabis suddenly turned into "marijuana" when William Randolph Hearst declared an imaginary war against migrant Mexican farm-workers (WHAT?)-- how silly of me, I meant to say "drugs." *eye roll* ANYWHO, it makes us Hashionista's sad to see so many patients of all ages and from all different walks of life who either don't know how to smoke hash or even what hash is. It can be regular, half-melt, or full-melt, and the melts are in regards to, literally, how quickly they melt when one smokes it. While many patients sprinkle hash atop their bowls or joints, many patients chose to smoke it directly on a metal screen in their bowl because, unlike shatter, it can be lit directly and decarboxolated (no torch lighters needed!). Shatter, crumble, and wax are extracts of cannabis, and the only real difference between them is their individual consistencies. One of the best ways to explain cannabis extracts, or "dabbables", is to compare it on a molecular level to sugar-- depending on the amount of kinetic energy used (similar to when one makes toffee and has to consistently stir the product) and the amount of heat used in the process of extraction is what ultimately determines the physical outcome of the each type of extract. Another difference with extracts is how the type of medication they deliver-- it is a STRONG blast of concentrated THC/cannabinoids that is good for patient's needing instantaneous, potent relief. However, the effects are not nearly as long-lasting as any of the other methods of ingesting cannabis. The effects of dabbing can last anywhere from 5 to POSSIBLY an hour if one is simply taking the fact that it made fall asleep. For an excellent "Beginner's Guide" to dabbing, I suggest this article from High Times written in October of last year. http://www.hightimes.com/read/5-things-every-first-time-dabber-goes-through While I've found that since keeping my extracts in a dark, cool place (and sometimes even my fridge), I have had less of a problem with them melting. However, we do sometimes have the issue of residue sticking to the wax paper, which, about a year ago, was just an unfortunate reality of dabbing, whereas now, with the improvement of the quality and production of extracts, we find that this is happening to us and our patients far less. While we have yet to package our extracts in silicone containers, they do sell them for relatively cheap at smoke stores, which is my preferred method of keeping my crumble, and it might help you as well. :) Thank you for being one of the best patient's EVER, Elise!! We hope you had the best 420 ever, and we look forward to hearing for you again soon!
I was excited to see one of my favorites, KKBC. I live with RSD/CRPS II- chronic pain . Sleeping is difficult for me too. So I'm all about pain reduction, appetite inducer, sleep aid, a sense of well being. So that is my focus in my orders.
Kosher Kush Blonde Crumble was available, so I grabbed it up.
Its taste is sweet, and a little earthy. The effects began about 5 minutes after my first hit, the full effects took about 20 minutes, I felt mellow, relaxed, and a little hungry, After 2 bowls frosted flakes cereal, I was ready for sleepy time. I was so relaxed, and felt so pliable. I'd guess the effects lasted 2 hours or more.
The only problem I've had with it is this; If your hands are warm or whatever you use to extract the KKBC from the container, it will melt. I used my fingernail to scoop some out, it began to melt and I tried to put what I could into the bowl. Alas, it was too late, my kosher krumble, became lotion. Also,as you manipulate it, it bunches up, into blobs that is hard to separate. It seemed to melt away .
Can you keep the concentrate in the refrigerator???
Thanks again for doing what your doing. Keep doing what you do, cause its awesome!!
Hello hello, Mrselise! It is always such a pleasure to read your kind, gracious, well-written descriptions and reviews of our products, as well as your experiences with us from the patient's perspective. And while we know that our patient's (and ourselves) use cannabis to medicate with, we don't always know what health issues our patients are actually medicating, and since there is such a vast array of diseases, disorders, syndromes, and various other adverse health issues that cannabis has been proven to greatly improve and even cure, we certainly don't have the capacity to play guessing games. However, when we are lucky enough to have made our patient's feel comfortable enough to tell us what they specifically medicate with cannabis for, it assists us tremendously in not only helping our patient's find the most appropriate medicine for them possible, but it is also a wonderful resource for helping other patients with similar conditions. We are beyond grateful that not only such a beautiful, healing plants exists, but that we are also able to provide this incredible plant to wonderful patient's such as yourself with the medicinal relief they need. In response to your review on KKBC (one of our personal favourites!): we are SO glad we're not the only one's who eat two bowls of frosted flakes before going to bed. Hehe, just kidding-- all jokes aside, though, it is such a comfortably potent medicine that is truly a blessing. While all crumbles/extracts will melt in warmer temperatures, the KKBC is slightly more susceptible to melting due to the purity of its extraction. Now that the weather has warmed up a bit, we most definitely recommend that you always store your KKBD (and whatever future extracts you donate for in the future) in a cool, dry place to prevent it from melting. However, despite the melting, it still works just fine (lucky for the writer of this review!). We also would like to recommend that you purchase a dab tool. They can be purchased from any local tobacco shop or online and can be purchased for less than $5. Before the write of this review purchased an oil rig and began dabbing, she would sprinkle crumble on top of her bowls of flower, and while it was possible to use her hands or the side of the container, she would end up spilling/wasting a lot of her medicine because she's a space cadet. In regards to it becoming a lotion-like substance, that is the extract heating up to its original form. You may have noticed this already, but when the crumble is burnt atop your bowl, it liquefies and runs throughout the leaves of the bud. You most DEFINITELY can keep your concentrate in the refrigerator, as it most certainly will keep just fine and will not separate in anyway. It took the writer of this review about five years to finally figure out the nuances of dabbing, and she's still learning, so if you have any additional questions, PLEASE don't hesitate to ask us! Thank you again, Mrselise! You are truly a treasured patient. :)
I tried Superglue for the first time. They were out of what I had ordered, the girl recommend Superglue as a alternative. It was delivered in a larger then normal container. I discovered, this was because the nugs were so ginormous, it couldn't all fit in a regular container.
I loaded a bowl with flower and a layer of the glue..... The taste was sweet and mellow, without a cough. The high was long lasting and mellow. It wont sink you into a couch and Superglue you to a cushion. It provided pain relief and relaxation. Not much of an appetite inducer. This will go on my list of reorder!
Thanks again for excellence.
Hi, Mrselise! We are SO thrilled that you have found a new hashy love in our Superglue Full-Melt! It is most definitely one of our personal favourite night-time meds right now. It is such a good point that this Indica-dominant hash has almost all of the attributes of a strong Indica strain with the exception of couch-lock (and isn't it ironic that the strain's name is "Superglue," as it most certainly WON'T superglue you to a cushion, hehe!), which is fantastic as it renders it a very functional strain of highly medicinal cannabis. Thank you, once again, for another one of your wonderfully insightful reviews-- our patient's genuine feedback helps us SO much, especially when it comes to helping our patients on an individual basis. You are a truly treasured and valued patient, Mrselise! Thank you, thank you, thank you! And STAY ELEVATED! :D
There was a dispensary I frequented which sold these edible caramels, Alas, the dispensary closed, bye bye caramels. Hello Butterscotch!! The taste was very close to the flavor of the caramels. The candies were softer and more granulated, but oh so tasty!! I'll attempt to explain how it tastes. Its flavor is more cannabis the
Don't let yourself miss this treat., you'll be sorry!
Hip Joynt once again you out did your self!
I had surgery last night and the pain is really bad, so I'll let you know week how it works!
Hi Mrselise!! Thank you SO MUCH for writing such a thorough review (and comparison!) of the Butterscotch Candies! They're one of our favorite "medibles," too, and we can't wait for them to officially go on our menu, which you'll be seeing soon! We would have to agree with you about how the flavor of the candy still tastes like cannabis, but somehow tastes so GOOD! We sincerely hope that you heal from your recent surgery as quickly as possible. We'll be sure to focus on relieving your pain when you order from us next time, and we hope that the meds you just ordered are providing you with comfort and relief.
I was unhappy with one of the edible choices I made. The driver came back and exchanged it for another edible. I felt bad, but the driver assured me that Hip Joynts wants it's customers to be happy, above all else. This is the only time I've ever had a business do that. You really do care that I am satisfied!! I'm on disability and every penny counts. I feel like you feel the same about your customers as I do pennies. Thank you!
Hello, Mrselise! Your kind words always brighten up our day here at Hip Joynt. :) Don't feel bad about an exchange-- we GENUINELY want our patient's to be 100% satisfied 100% of the time. Happy, satisfied patient's make everything that we do and stand for worthwhile. It makes us sad that Mrselise hasn't experienced this with other businesses in the past. :( Medical cannabis is a burgeoning new industry, and it's fueled by passionate people who (literally) have to fight for what we do for a living. Here at Hip Joynt, as patient's ourselves, we know how remarkable the healing properties of cannabis truly are from first-person perspectives-- it only feels right to share that with the world! And we want to ensure that all patient's have access to quality, affordable medicine, no matter what one's income is, so we'll always be sure that you receive the most quality medicine for your money. You are truly a treasure, Elise. Thank you for all of your kind words, once again, and we look forward to speaking with you soon! Have a glorious weekend!
Well, it had to happen eventually, I received something I didn't like. I ordered an edible, that they were unfortunately out of. Mizuki Mix was suggested , I had no idea what it was, and with the choppiness of the call it was difficult to understand the description. Had I known what it was Mizuki Mix, I would have told her I didnt like those, but I couldn't understand what she was saying.
One thing that has also been a little confusing is the content of the edibles. The sky candies say 60mg THC, I thought each of the four candies had 60mg, not the four combined. Maybe the packaging could reflect this.
Other then that, everything else was great and I look forward to the next order. Thank you for providing great products with dignifying customer service,
Hello again, Mrselise! We are so sorry to hear about your dissatisfaction with our Mizuki Mix. Being patient's ourselves, we can definitely relate, since, as with all edibles, it is sometimes difficult to determine whether something will be as palatable in its cannabis-infused variation as it is in its non-medicated version. However, I think this was a slightly different situation, as it sounds like you had possibly tried the Mizuki Mix already in the past and knew that you didn't like it, and/or our phones decided to go into ultra-choppy mode while our dispatcher was giving you the description of our Mizuki Mix. Whatever the case may have been, the only thing that matters to us at the end of the day is the satisfaction of our patient's. With that having been said, we would like to extend our refund/exchange policy to you (if you weren't already familiar with it), which is a full exchange for a product of equal/similar value (even if you've already consumed a small amount of it). Also, in the future (but hopefully this won't happen again as we're getting our phones fixed), if you cannot hear something that is being said by our dispatcher over the phone, please don't hesitate to ask them to repeat what they have said however many times you may need until you can understand what is being said. We apologize profusely, once again, for the technical difficulties we have been experiencing with our phones and the subsequent frustration it has caused some of our patients.
Thank you for expressing your genuine concern in regards to our labels and how you found them confusing. We have noticed this, ourselves, and we have recently implemented changes to our labeling system in order to ensure that we retain consistency with all of our products, and that their respective labels reflect this.
Thank you SO MUCH, once again, and we look forward to hearing back from you again soon!
Hello to my new favorite Sativa . This strain packs a strong punch at 27.23%! This is a great flower if you still have work to do, or chores. The effect for me was felt quickly, with a delayed kick. I'm living with chronic pain, Sour Diesel was effective at relieving my pain, not completely, but enough that I could get my chores done. The nuggets were medium in size with few stems. It was very aromatic, with an earthy taste. Just a great sativa.
I also had Pure Kush, a perfect pairing to the Diesel. The Diesel for day time and the Kush for relax time.
I do have a complaint, the 3 for professionalism- The phone lines have been choppy, at times we had to hang up and try the call again, because I couldn't understand the rep. It began 2 or 3 weeks ago, I tried other lines and the call is clear, so I think its on your end. This is my only real complaint that I've had.
Thank you Hip Joynt for providing outstanding quality flowers with excellent customer service.
Hello again!!! It's always so great to see your reviews. :D We would DEFINITELY have to agree with you on the Super Sour Diesel, and it has quickly become a favorite strain among our staff, so we truly thank you for your highly detailed feedback on this strain. It SO inspiring to hear stories of our medicine healing our patient's ailments. We also love patient reviews on our medicine, because it undoubtedly assists other patient's of ours, allowing them to relate to your's and other's personal experiences. On a more unfortunate note, we would like to sincerely apologize for the occasional choppiness of our phone lines recently. We recently upgraded to a new phone system, and there are still some technical difficulties that we are ardently working to rectify. It's unfortunate that technology does not perform as seamlessly as we want it to all of the time. However, our staff at Hip Joynt will continue to do everything possible in order to work around it as efficiently and professionally as possible in this short interim period. You should be noticing a vast improvement shortly! We hope you have a great weekend and, as always, STAY ELEVATED!
Hello, again.. As said before the cold air causes my pain levels to increase, and once again, excellence. I explained my symptoms, to whomever answered the phone. The suggestions were, as always, spot on.
Candyland has a sweet, almost fruity taste. The effects were felt quickly, happiness, pain reducer, and energy to get stuff done. The effects lasted for several hours.
Pure Kush I used when I could lay down, or at least sit on the couch and relax.. I felt relaxed and effective pain relief. I was able to sit and watch a full movie, which is hard for me to sit that long, With the PK, I was relaxed and comfortable. Its a new favorite.
Neither strains caused coughing which is a huge plus. Both strains presented themselves in hard, packed, nuggets.
Hello again, mrselise! We are THRILLED to have been able to meet your medical needs once again! Also, thank you so much for your review on our Candy Land strain! It's hands-down, one of our most popular strains that we have had to date, and patient reviews are so essential to patient's fully understanding the full scope of a strain and its potential effects. Pure Kush is also a personal favourite of mine, as well. I'm also a huge fan of watching movies, so in addition to all of the other awesome things you can do now that you're able to sit down for longer periods of time again, I'm also SUPER happy that you are able to sit and watch a full movie!! Also, A+ to no coughing-- there's nothing quite as lovely as a nice, smooth smoke. We also pride ourselves in individually curating our buds during the packaging process, and we fill our 1/8 jars exclusively with are largest and tightest packed nugs, giving the patient the most amount of crystals (trichomes) for their buck! Thanks again, mrselise, and we look forward to speaking with you again shortly.
I tried Critical Kush for the first time. I am a big fan Girl Scout, but I wanted something, "stronger". The colder weather causes my illness to ramp up the pain. One of the fabulous ladies who I spoke with, I explained my current symptoms, and was given, as always great advice to try Critical Krush. I was very happy with the decision.
It wasn't a good choice for needing to get things done, like Girl Scouts Cookies. If you're looking for a great strain to mellow you out, sink-into-the-couch, and relax this is a great choice.
I know I say this often, but its really important to me to have a delivery service that not only provides great names but in excellent quality. From the persons answering the phones, taking deliveries, to the persons delivering it, everyone is professional and very respectful.
Thank you so much for the kind words! We hope not only to meet, but to exceed your expectations of us each and every time we make a delivery to you. It is our pleasure and duty to provide our patient's with the correct medicine for their needs, as well as providing them with superior customer service. Our patients are completely deserving of the quality products and service we provide, because without our patients, there would be no Hip Joynt, so thank YOU!!!
So I recently started to use delivery services a few months ago since dispensaries are difficult to find out in the 'burbs . I tried a couple of other places and was pretty disappointed with not just the quality of the medicine I ordered, but also the customer sat and untimely service given. A few friends of mine HIGHLY recommended Hip Joynt and told me I would be FAR from disappointed with everything. I have to say, 10/10. I'd give 11/10, but that's just silly.
I called last Sunday and it went to voicemail. I thought, "uh- oh," but then received a very quick call back from the VERY friendly (and very cute sounding ) girl named Mizuki. She was EXTREMELY knowledgeable with all of the medicine available and recommended awesome stuff! I was looking for Infinite Euphoria, but they were unfortunately out of it. As to my surprise she recommended Mango Kush, which was not even on the list quite yes. Mango Kush is some of my favorite so I was stoked! Also grabbed some Silver Ghost (amazing to go to bed to), Purple Killer, and Jack the Ripper when I'm out and about. All are incredible and have helped me with my ailments immensely! THANK YOU MIZUKI!! :)
As for the delivery service: In the past I've had to hunt down the delivery driver, from other businesses for 10-15 minutes every time because they can't find my apartment. That's ridiculous... Mike was my delivery driver and called me literally 15 minutes after I made my order with Mizuki. He said he was 15 minutes away and was aware that I lived in an apartment and would knock on my door once he arrived. He showed up promptly and explained to me all four of the strains I purchased. I was given some extra goodies (stickers, joints, etc) and he was on his way.
I have to admit, from start to finish I was truly impressed with not only the knowledge of the products, but the professionalism from both Mizuki and Mike! I am a big fan of Hip Joynt and will always use them for now on. Looking forward to my next experience and maybe putting a face to the name I spoke with on the phone. Again, 10/10!!
Thank you "Jim C" we are so happy to hear about your experience from start to finish and how positive and good it was. That is what we strive for every day with every patient and hope to keep this standard alive for you and all our patients for ever. Please give more feedback on the strains that you have tried so we can pass the knowledge on to others, so thank you a bunch!! And have a great day!!!
Here at Hip Joynt Unlimited, we pride ourselves on providing our patients with the best naturally grown cannabis and concentrates. From our expertly grown indoor, to our California sun-grown outdoor, we proudly continue to strive for the best. We grow, produce, and carefully curate our own outdoor products from our farms in Mendocino and El Dorado. In addition to this, we also proudly partner with other select growers and clients all over Northern California, who allow us to offer our patient’s an even larger and more varied menu of cannabis flowers, concentrates, extracts, and delectably potent edibles.
All of us at Hip Joynt are involved in the process of bringing high quality medicinal cannabis products to our clients. We work with both CW Analytics of Oakland as well as SC Labs in Santa Cruz to ensure that our ceaseless dedication to quality keeps each patient confident in their choice of medicine. Our mission is to ensure that, when it comes to deciding on medicinal cannabis, your choice is Hip Joynt.
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