Happy Hour Holistics
(PLEASE TEXT MESSAGE US, WE DO NOT ANSWER PHONE CALLS, WE WILL CALL YOU BACK IF WE NEED MORE INFO.)
WELCOME TO HAPPY HOUR HOLISTICS DELIVERY SERVICE! It's always HAPPY HOUR (4:20) at HAPPY HOUR HOLISTICS! WE OFFER SAME DAY DELIVERY WITH NO ADDED DELIVERY CHARGE/FEE'S! PAY THE PRICE SHOWN ON MENU! NO HIDDEN FEES!
Check out our Specials!
$120-1oz $80-1/2oz Greenhouse flower specials! Pick two 1/2oz to make a full oz! *Gorilla Glue #4* *Wedding Cake* *Tahoe OG (hybrid)* (no substitutions!)
$100 1/2oz mix and match any (four) 1/8's pick from ALL flowers on menu that are available in 1/8's
$160 1oz mix and match any (eight) 1/8's pick from ALL flowers on menu that are available in 1/8's
$60 1/4 oz, when purchasing a 1/4oz you can mix and match any (two) 1/8's!
$100 choose 4g shatter/wax/crumble mix and match!
$100 edibles bundle! PICK (ONE) 1200mg VVS syrup, (TWO) $20 cereal bars/items, and (ONE) $25 500mg gummies/items.
$100 alternate edibles bundle! PICK (FOUR) $20 cereal bar/items and (TWO) $25 500mg gummies/items.
$180 PICK ANY (FOUR) 1g CARTRIDGES! Mix & Match!
IF YOU ARE ALREADY a PATIENT/MEMBER WITH US: Please TEXT your first/last name, delivery address and then TEXT us exactly what you would like to order and total price.
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO APPLY TO BECOME A MEMBER FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW THOROUGHLY.
[ ] PLEASE TEXT MESSAGE YOUR INFORMATION TO US.
[ ] TEXT US your FIRST and LAST Name, and DELIVERY ADDRESS, and CITY.
[ ] TEXT A CLEAR PHOTO OF YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE, IDENTIFICATION AND ALSO DOCTORS RECOMMENDATION. Also one more CLEAR PICTURE with your face included showing you holding your ID, this is to make sure who's contacting us is actually YOU and nobody is falsely using your identity.
[ ] $40-$100 Minimum purchase TOTAL depending on location, All items priced AS-IS on menu, NO HIDDEN FEES! CASH: Exact change or, LET US KNOW IN ADVANCE IF YOU NEED CHANGE.
[ ] Next TEXT what you wish to order, we will calculate then text you back your order total. So you can confirm your order.
[ ] Let us know your availability for delivery. Example: "I need my order before work at 2pm." or "I will be home all evening for delivery." or "I would like my delivery as soon as possible and can even possibly meet with driver to speed up the process." etc. We dont want you to feel to have to wait around, if you have errands to run thats totally ok, carry on with your day! We will contact you in advance with a text with the delivery eta as soon as an accurate eta is available, if there is any reason you need to change your address that is also ok, let us know!
[ ] NO HIDDEN FEES! Pay the price AS-IS shown on MENU. For NOW we take cash until we add other payment methods.
[ ] Delivery fees are usually FREE as long as minimum price requirements are met. If there is a delivery fee it it is because it is alot of miles to deliver the order or minimum price order price requirement is not met. It will either be $5 or $10 depending on distance, we will let you know when we get your delivery address.
[ ] DELIVERY TO: Fairfield, Cordelia, Vacaville, Suisun, American Canyon, Napa, Vallejo, Dixon, Davis, and Benecia.
[ ] By joining HAPPY HOUR HOLLISTICS, NON-PROFIT CO-OP COLLECTIVE, you are accepting our services at a fee/donation as listed for the products available on our menu.
[ ] We are a ZERO TOLERANCE collective and reserve the right to refuse service to anyone or any location for any reason with no further explanation.
[ ] OUR DRIVER WILL BRING EXACTLY WHAT YOUR ORDER IS, NOTHING MORE. Our drivers are NOT allowed to bring extra flowers to show samples of when the driver meets with patient, DONT even ASK.
[ ] ATTENTION: WE ARE ZERO TOLERANCE WHEN IT COMES TO THIS SUBJECT. ABSOLUTELY NO SCAMMERS, THUGS, PUNKS, COUNTERFEIT MONEY, IDIOTS, RUDE people IN GENERAL, if this applies to you DO NOT CONTACT US, We will report all evidence to law enforcement to arrest any criminals who try to scam/fraud/steal/rob delivery drivers.
[ ] Our medication is tested at the most reliable independent laboratory testing facility www.steephilllabs.com. We pride ourselves in being honest about our product taking accurate photos and honest descriptions of the products we stock and want the best health benefit and safety for our members.
[ ] Got it? Good! Now send us a text or give us a call!