Happy Hour Holistics
(PLEASE TEXT US, WE PREFER THIS OVER CALLS BECAUSE OUR EMPLOYEES CAN SEE ALL INFO IN TEXT)
WELCOME TO HAPPY HOUR HOLISTICS DELIVERY SERVICE! It's always HAPPY HOUR (4:20) at HAPPY HOUR HOLISTICS! We operate as a MEDICAL patient to patient non-profit collective. PAY THE PRICE SHOWN ON MENU! NO HIDDEN FEES!
Check out our Specials!
$100 any (four) 1/8's mix and match, and also $160 oz mix and match any (eight) 1/8's! Also when purchasing a 1/4 you can mix and match (two) 1/8's!
$140 oz indoor (*Platinum Cookies*-hybrid) super fire, dense frosty buds, (discounted price) due to having seeds in some buds. WARNING: may contain some seeds, remove all seeds carefully when breaking up buds before use.
$120-oz pick two half ounces or $70-1/2 oz of the following strains: (*Midnight*-CBD/THC hybrid) (*Biodiesel Sherbert*-hybrid) or (*Grapefruit Kush*-sativa hybrid). (may be available mix and match in 1/8 increments when available)
$100 Edibles bundle, Pick one 1200mg THClear VVS Syrup, and 3 edibles of your choice: Cereal bars/Krispies, Sour Belts, or CBD Gummies! (refer to edibles section of menu for choices)
$100 choose 4g shatter/wax/crumble mix and match!
IF YOU ARE ALREADY a PATIENT/MEMBER WITH US: Please TEXT your first/last name, delivery address and then TEXT us exactly what you would like to order and total price.
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN OUR COLLECTIVE FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW THOROUGHLY.
[ ] PLEASE TEXT MESSAGE YOUR INFORMATION TO US.
[ ] TEXT US your FIRST and LAST Name, and DELIVERY ADDRESS, and CITY.
[ ] TEXT A CLEAR PHOTO OF YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE / IDENTIFICATION AND ALSO DOCTORS RECOMMENDATION. Also one more CLEAR PICTURE with your face included showing you holding your id and/or medical paperwork, this is to make sure who's contacting us is actually YOU and nobody is falsely using your identity.
[ ] $40-$100 Minimum purchase TOTAL depending on location, All items priced AS-IS on menu, NO HIDDEN FEES! CASH: Exact change or, LET US KNOW IN ADVANCE IF YOU NEED CHANGE.
[ ] Next TEXT what you wish to order, we will calculate then text you back your order total. So you can confirm your order.
[ ] NO HIDDEN FEES! Pay the price AS-IS shown on MENU. For NOW we take cash until we add other payment methods.
[ ] Delivery fees are usually FREE as long as minimum price requirements are met. If there is a delivery fee it it is because it is alot of miles to deliver the order or minimum price order price requirement is not met. It will either be $5 or $10 depending on distance, we will let you know when we get your delivery address.
[ ] DELIVERY TO: Fairfield, Cordelia, Vacaville, Suisun, American Canyon, Napa, Vallejo, Dixon, Davis, and Benecia.
[ ] By joining HAPPY HOUR HOLLISTICS, NON-PROFIT CO-OP COLLECTIVE, you are accepting our services at a fee/donation as listed for the products available on our menu.
[ ] We are a ZERO TOLERANCE collective and reserve the right to refuse service to anyone or any location for any reason with no further explanation.
[ ] OUR DRIVER WILL BRING EXACTLY WHAT YOUR ORDER IS, NOTHING MORE. Our drivers are NOT allowed to bring extra flowers to show samples of when the driver meets with patient, DONT even ASK.
[ ] ATTENTION: WE ARE ZERO TOLERANCE WHEN IT COMES TO THIS SUBJECT. ABSOLUTELY NO SCAMMERS, THUGS, PUNKS, COUNTERFEIT MONEY, IDIOTS, RUDE people IN GENERAL, if this applies to you DO NOT CONTACT US, We will report all evidence to law enforcement to arrest any criminals who try to scam/fraud/steal/rob delivery drivers.
[ ] Our medication is tested at the most reliable independent laboratory testing facility www.steephilllabs.com. We pride ourselves in being honest about our product taking accurate photos and honest descriptions of the products we stock and want the best health benefit and safety for our members.
[ ] Got it? Good! Now send us a text or give us a call!