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I've used these guys for about 6 months. While I have always enjoyed the highs and very kind seemingly knowledgable staff it has always left me with a distinct BURN IN MY CHEST after smoking. No biggie. I thought it was just stronger than I was used to (though the same THC potency..) from other services and dispenseries, and they must be making strides in bud science to deliver quality product to loyal customers.
I think I thought wrong.
I, upon my lung violently collapsing after a small rip out of a bong, have been doing extensive research. I was finally released from the hospital after a life saving surgery on my lung, and had the weed checked out by a friend of mine in the industry. The opinions of more seasoned growers (I am by no means a novice) and the research I've done left me with more than enough reason to believe it was:
a.) uncured AND
b.) not flushed correctly before being trimmed
IT BURNS BLACK, and even after a month of me being in the hospital is STILL MOIST. Like, borderline wet moist. I urge fellow patients and stoners to RESEARCH UNFLUSHED AND UNCURED WEED and side effects as I have no doubt it caused my condition. I thought of making butter or something but honestly I'm scared of whatever is left over in it as it instantly ruined my life. First hit off of my 1/4 ounce pickup, and I literally almost died. Almost died on the table during the install of one of three different combinations of breathing tubes and vacuumes. I can no longer smoke or vape anything ever again. Or go diving or go on airplanes. No, I'm not fucking with you and I'm not fearmongering, this actually happened and it fucked me right up FOREVER. The one medication I had that worked I can now not administer comfortably. I can't return to work and may lose my apartment. Don't blow a lung kids, it's not worth it.
Updating my two previous posts. This joint rocks! The girls on the phone are super sweet and helpful, the buds always get me off, the drivers are awesome and low key (what up Josh and "hank"), Great daily discounts and referral rewards. I've taken two other dispenseries off my speed dial. I've actually called twice, not to place an order, but to tell them what a great job they're doing.
They were here pretty fast guys was chill as can be and not to mention the herb was okay but for a dog go it was great. Nice lil goodies for a firs timer
I ordered a couple gs of green crack kief yesterday and I'm loving it, I'll definitely be calling these guys again soon.
Awesome deals and even more awesome bud. Will make any wrongs right again. Thanks Green Cuisine!
I'm a fairly new convert to weed to help with my chronic leg pain (So I don't have much tolerance) but the stuff they sell here knocked me on my ass in half the amount as I'm used to. Good shit.
Drivers are friendly and communicative as well, they tell me their ETA and live up to it. I live fairly far away but they've been able to make it to my house in under an hour consistently. Low delivery price and great DOGO deals.
Just an update to my previous review. These guys totally have my business. Super friendly staff, quality Meds, dependable delivery times, referral rewards. I'm mystified at the few negative reviews, as I've not experienced ANY of that. Wide variety of all products, I'm never disappointed! Onward through the fog, Cuisinators!
Seems like dogo was the way to go. Ordered one eighth of Harlequin, which the menu had listed as a hybrid. $60 dogo. Which is weird that lower quality herb is more for an eighth, or maybe they just raise prices on donate one, get one. Either way. Got my 2 eighths and opened them up. Firstly, they were labeled Sativas on the badmgbad guys, which was different than what the menu had said. The herb was pretty decent, but after I started smoking on it, i found out the bad news. Seeds! Donate one get one should be a deal where you pay the regular price for herb then get that same quantity and quality back. Well I paid $60 for one eighth of what I thought was $60/eighth quality, hoping to end up with double of super quality herb. Nope. I wouldn't pay $35 for one of those eighths. For a quarter I might pay $45-50. Not what I was expecting at all.
I am very sorry that you were not satisfied. If you smoked less than a gram we are able to provide an exchange for any items of the same value. Please call (805)705-4993 our help line for any further concerns. Thank you for your feed back.
this foos charge for their deliver, its added on to their price
Thank you for your review. There is only three reasons why we would add a delivery fee is: the member no showed on the drivers, if your order is below our $35 minimum for this area or if you used the codes on our email deals. The reason why we add delivery fees on our codes is due to the fact that we are giving our members deals at cost and lose money on any order that claims just the deal. We want to continue these awesome deals!