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Grasshoppers!

Modesto, CA - Delivery Only

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Modesto Delivery - Grasshoppers!

First-Time Patients

Beginning January 1, 2018: A 15 percent excise tax is imposed upon purchasers of cannabis and cannabis products. Retailers of cannabis and cannabis poducts are required to collect the 15 percent tax from the purchaser 

Announcement

Now accepting Credit and Debit cards! $5.99 fee $75 minimum donation 10% discount for Seniors Citizens and Veterans Tuesday and Wednesdays. $20 credit after donation adding up to $200 ( one donation)

About Us

 

Beginning January 1, 2018, two New Cannabis laws apply as follows:

 

a 15 percent excise tax is imposed upon purchasers of cannabis and cannabis products. Retailers of cannabis and cannabis products are required to collect the 15 percent tax from the purchaser based on an average market price of any retail sale and pay it to their cannabis distributor.

 This Tax IS INCLUDED ON THE MENU PRICES

 

 

Grasshoppers Health & Wellness Collective was founded  with the sole mission of delivering premium quality Medical Products to patients in need and soon those who enjoy the sheer bliss of A++ quality marijuana products recreationally. We intend to steadily improve with all efforts leading to bringing members of our collective SPEEDY SERVICE that will be catered to each member specifically.

Growing up in the inner city, I've witnessed the ugliness of drug addiction. Later living in the suburbs, I saw a different type of dependency, pharmaceutical drugs but still drug addiction none the less. In 2010, my cousin and I were victims of a drunken driver. We were sitting at a red light and rear ended. The Doctor told us we were to have multiple procedures and we were prescribed various drugs. I revealed to the the physician the fact that I used marijuana regularly. He said that was great and he wished he could prescribe this MIRACULOUS PLANT to many of his patients. He added that more often than not the drugs he prescribed lead to addiction and were very difficult for his patients to discontinue using. This WONDERFUL PLANT helped dulled my pain, help with restlessness, sleeping and aided in producing an appetite. When we moved to California, we were excited about the opportunity to offer this alternative method to the masses. Grasshopper's mission is to truly be a collective for it's members. our services are informative and catered for each member specifically. We will search out any medication upon a members request.

Sunday
10:00am -  11:00pm
Monday
10:00am -  11:00pm
Tuesday
10:00am -  11:00pm
Wednesday
10:00am -  11:00pm
Thursday
10:00am -  11:00pm
Friday
10:00am -  12:00am
Saturday
10:00am -  11:30pm
Member Since
November 21st, 2016

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hittindabs
1.8
navigatedown
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Still laughing

Way overpriced your 15 to 25 dollars higher than every single spot come down off your self appointed horse you would be the shit until then 1 star for bud quality

jovi95
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Grasshoppers!

Fraud

I ordered Paris og and it did not come in original packaging. They sell you bammer flower for top shelf price

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Grasshoppers!
2 days ago

That was definitely the Original packaging, I could understand your confusion being they are now using glossy bags and the ones with no gloss. you can contact them directly and ask yourself about the packaging. WE ONLY SELL A++ Quality your completely off base here. PLEASE feel free to contact The Real ParisOG and ASK ABOUT US ASK ABOUT US!

11GreenMermaid11
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Grasshoppers!

easy peezy!

Simple and easy ordering. THEY INCLUDE TAX ON MENU PRICES so nothing is confusing at all. Great name brands for reasonable prices. So far I am happy with my experience. Thank You!!!

Suga50
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Grasshoppers!

They Crazy

You can get weed on the streets for cheaper than them. I used them one time and they fuck me then. Never ever again

hittindabs
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Grasshoppers!

hilarious

prices are too fucking funny

LaTyniaR1
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Grasshoppers!

amazing

I love grasshoppers

thecrazypalate
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Grasshoppers!

Grasshopper is the MAN!

Homie of the year. Called and he was just closing but made the swing by and hooked it up ASAP! Over delivered. Will use from now on. Grasshopper is the master! Thanks man!

Itachis
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First Timer A+ Service

Great Prices and Really friendly and fast. Got replies and Ordered instantly. Also Able to use Credit Card is Bonus as I don't get paid until tomorrow. Will recommend and return :) Great service.

Bill57Dunn
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Grasshoppers!

selling eights only Totally SUCKS

y don't u sell OZs?

LaTyniaR1
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Grasshoppers!

love grasshopper

amazing and speedy service, customer service great, overall awesome service

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Beginning January 1, 2018: A 15 percent excise tax is imposed upon purchasers of cannabis and cannabis products. Retailers of cannabis and cannabis poducts are required to collect the 15 percent tax from the purchaser 

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