FIRST TIME PATIENTS - First time patients get to choose from a Main St. Sweets medible, or a Shatter Stick. Tough choice, they are all amazing!
Grasshopper is a discreet and professional delivery service, serving all of Ventura County. We care about providing our community with quality, pesticide free and locally grown medicine from trusted growers. We pride ourselves on our knowledge about the proper medication for your ailments. Our drivers are always compassionate and friendly.
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By far the best service I've received I have completed trust in them I will always have confidence in there percivirance in dedicating them self to the best
I absolutely love this place...everyone was so nice and helpful with questions I was asking...plus their shatter is FREAKING amazing and I highly recommend this place!
I ordered today for the first time & I was blown away by the excellent customer service & profesionalism. I spoke to Amy, she was very easy to talk to & made me feel very comfortable as a first time client. My delivery was on time & the product was exceptional! I couldn't be happier with my overall experience. I had a lot of questions & it was great dealing with someone who was both incredibly knowledgable and genuinely happy to answer all of my questions. I will definitely be ordering again.
I ordered from here for concentrate. A good amount of it too. Too bad I could only get a couple grams because EVERYTHING but two grams was packed with WAX PAPER. Like idiots. Then, one of the grams was UNDER-WEIGHED. By like .3! (the gorilla glue, btw, don't get it. In fact most of their shit was gross tasting, even when it looked good. That Sour OG?! BARF!)
So, naturally, they tell me I'm the one who is confused, and I've got them mixed up with someone else. He's the extractor, and he KNOWS. I think I know the last place I bought from! You can't tell me if I'm even a patient of yours! You don't even know what your product is like?!
PS you can't call it wax and then tell me it's honey oil, you don't make wax!
The driver, or "manager" who helped me was nice, and helpful but didn't know d*** about cannabis and/or the products she brought me. Then maybe you shouldn't be the patients first contact.
At Grasshopper, we pride ourselves with utmost professionalism and customer service. This woman is 100% lying in her review. Our attempts to work with this woman, two weeks after her $50 donation, was met with complete confusion, stupidity and foul-mouthed rudeness. She called to complain about a half gram of wax she bought. I told her we only sell in full grams, maybe we weren’t the ones she ordered from. No-she wanted free product, delivered within the hour. When I, the manager, let her know she wouldn’t get any free product from us but offered to partially refund her, not even knowing if the product was ours or not, she started threatening to write a poor review to get what she wanted. I kindly told her to have a nice day and to never call Grasshopper again.
The menu is always spot on to what they have when they show up. No tricks, no bait and switch. And the chick who answered helped me figure out how to get my rec. The Shatter Stick freebie was bomb. I'm two tickets away from my next freebie!!!!
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Professional. Fast. Great menu. I'm pleased every time I call. The shatter sticks are amazing.
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Aside from always having everything on the menu as advertised, they are always on time! I work, I have a life, and things to do. I HATE 3-4 hr windows of time other deliveries give me, and when other deliveries say be there in 10-15 minutes it's more like 45-60 minutes!!! And this is when they are already running late! Grasshopper is always on time, the time slot they give is always accurate and if...and I do mean IF they get held up I ALWAYS GET A CURTESY CALL!!!!!! Yes!!! :) !!! When they are really busy they set me up for later and it's still usually a 60-90 minute window tops and I'm not chained to my house. Just call grasshopper if you want good quality product, good quality service, and good quality results!
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I just moved up from a LA and needed a new way to get good medication without driving alI the way to the valley to get it . Got on WM , called these guys up . They were the closest to me and just happened to have a particular strain I really like on their menu. Verification was quick , the guy on the phone was cool and my Deadhead OG was on its way ! The driver was here really quick, and she was nice too. Along with the deadhead, I picked up an 1/8 of the pot of gold because it smelled too good to pass up . Hard to find good pot of gold anymore. I also was given a "shatterstick" which is a mixture of weed and oil in a fat joint. Being the skeptic that I am , I actually unrolled the joint to look at its contents. Low and behold , it lives up to its name ! Very nicely oiled . I'm actually going to roll it into a few smaller joints. Anyways, glad I don't have to drive to the valley anymore ! Thanks !
Thank you for the great review! I'm happy we could save you from the dreaded "valley" trip.