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Grasshopper

Ventura, CA - Delivery Only

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Ventura Delivery - Grasshopper

First-Time Patients

First time patients get to choose from a Main St. Sweets medible, or a Shatter Stick. Tough choice, they are all amazing!

Announcement

Grasshopper's customer loyalty program: Every visit from us (with a minimum $50 donation) gets you a raffle ticket. Collect 5 tickets to get free product (up to $10)! Choose flower, concentrates, medibles or pre-rolls (depending on inventory).

About Us

FIRST TIME PATIENTS - First time patients get to choose from a Main St. Sweets medible, or a Shatter Stick. Tough choice, they are all amazing!

Grasshopper is a discreet and professional delivery service, serving all of Ventura County. We care about providing our community with quality, pesticide free and locally grown medicine from trusted growers. We pride ourselves on our knowledge about the proper medication for your ailments. Our drivers are always compassionate and friendly.

Sunday
10:00am -  6:00pm
Monday
10:00am -  8:00pm
Tuesday
10:00am -  8:00pm
Wednesday
10:00am -  8:00pm
Thursday
10:00am -  8:00pm
Friday
10:00am -  8:00pm
Saturday
10:00am -  6:00pm
Member Since
December 23rd, 2015

Our Reviews

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MaryJaneGame
1.0
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Cruel. Driver stood me up for spite.

I verified by 6:30pm and by 8:30 no delivery, I texted. After 15 minutes the driver showed up. He mentioned that they were out of the edibles I ordered. I happen to be in a great deal of pain from all my conditions tonight and had I known I would have ordered literally any other edible as I know I won't be sleeping tonight, and I am almost in tears from pain. I have buds and I ordered to get edibles mostly.

In 3 hours they couldn't call and tell me they didn't have what I wanted or offer something else? They have a huge edible selection on the menu so why did they do nothing?

Thinking the delivery guy would bring me edibles tomorrow if I complained without the $50 minimum I said I wasn't told they were out of stock and I told him the wait was very long and that was a huge problem as I am in a lot of pain, way more than usual. So he started getting nasty about it when I finally said I probably wouldn't use their service again because -- and I did not say this to him, but he was obviously coming down hard off meth and yelling at me over the phone.

The driver was talking fast and sounded drunk and he hung up on me because I complained about something I expected a apology for. I never fathomed he would just drive off, I have never been refused my meds before even when cranky. I waited 3 hours in that parking lot.

He saw me as I pulled up and grinning with glee he hung up on me, then audibly screeched off and drove away speeding at 30 miles an hour in a closed lot, I should have called the cops for that stunt.

Driver drove off on purpose laughing and hung up on me. They refused to serve me my meds.

I never cancelled my med order, I would not do that after waiting in my car for nearly 4 hours, I just wish I had driven to Malibu instead of calling these vile hateful people. He literally got off of leaving me with no meds and why would a service just let a driver hang up on a new patient like this? Recreational punk.

Driver screeched off and did not even speak to me after 3 hour wait. If you ask me he's so cruel and heartless that he probably ate my meds and almost hit a car as he was speeding off in his road rage.

I will never use this service again. I am calling my normal guy and I regret trying to get from here. There is no excuse to treat a sick FTP patient like they are disposable and faking their pain and agony.

Call this service if you want to stay in pain and have hurt feelings of betrayal and being used.

The driver hung up on me, I waited 3 hours in that parking lot.

I never got my meds.

Who am I kidding I dodged a bullet I guess. I don't want to be in a bad mood smoking whatever they are on, obviously they smoke weed laced with bath salts and spice from a recreational shop in WA or CO.

camposleo931
5.0
navigatedown
5.0
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5.0
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5.0
Price
5.0
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5.0
Professionalism

Leo

By far the best service I've received I have completed trust in them I will always have confidence in there percivirance in dedicating them self to the best

Grasshopper
Grasshopper

Thank you for taking the time to write a great review Leo! It's much appreciated :)

2017-02-22 06:02:23 UTC

MaryJaneGame This service is FAKE I think they're cops.

Wulfy57
4.2
navigatedown
1.0
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5.0
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5.0
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5.0
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5.0
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Wulfy57

Great Deal great Product

Mmb87
5.0
navigatedown
5.0
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5.0
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5.0
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5.0
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5.0
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first time patient

1 person thought this review was helpful

I absolutely love this place...everyone was so nice and helpful with questions I was asking...plus their shatter is FREAKING amazing and I highly recommend this place!

2017-02-22 05:58:56 UTC

MaryJaneGame Paid reviews. They don't really deliver.

CharStar
5.0
navigatedown
5.0
Price
5.0
Professionalism
5.0
Bud Quality
5.0
Reliability
5.0
Staff

Exceeded my expectations!

I ordered today for the first time & I was blown away by the excellent customer service & profesionalism. I spoke to Amy, she was very easy to talk to & made me feel very comfortable as a first time client. My delivery was on time & the product was exceptional! I couldn't be happier with my overall experience. I had a lot of questions & it was great dealing with someone who was both incredibly knowledgable and genuinely happy to answer all of my questions. I will definitely be ordering again.

beaniegrl420
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Total NOOBS!

1 person thought this review was helpful

I ordered from here for concentrate. A good amount of it too. Too bad I could only get a couple grams because EVERYTHING but two grams was packed with WAX PAPER. Like idiots. Then, one of the grams was UNDER-WEIGHED. By like .3! (the gorilla glue, btw, don't get it. In fact most of their shit was gross tasting, even when it looked good. That Sour OG?! BARF!)

So, naturally, they tell me I'm the one who is confused, and I've got them mixed up with someone else. He's the extractor, and he KNOWS. I think I know the last place I bought from! You can't tell me if I'm even a patient of yours! You don't even know what your product is like?!

PS you can't call it wax and then tell me it's honey oil, you don't make wax!

The driver, or "manager" who helped me was nice, and helpful but didn't know d*** about cannabis and/or the products she brought me. Then maybe you shouldn't be the patients first contact.

Grasshopper
Grasshopper

At Grasshopper, we pride ourselves with utmost professionalism and customer service. This woman is 100% lying in her review. Our attempts to work with this woman, two weeks after her $50 donation, was met with complete confusion, stupidity and foul-mouthed rudeness. She called to complain about a half gram of wax she bought. I told her we only sell in full grams, maybe we weren’t the ones she ordered from. No-she wanted free product, delivered within the hour. When I, the manager, let her know she wouldn’t get any free product from us but offered to partially refund her, not even knowing if the product was ours or not, she started threatening to write a poor review to get what she wanted. I kindly told her to have a nice day and to never call Grasshopper again.

2016-06-26 16:54:30 UTC

beaniegrl420 Also, I was told by someone (an hour before they even opened - I was just trying to leave a msg honestly) that this would be corrected and THEY would send someone out. Next thing I know this fool is telling me I MUST confused. They don't see half grams NO SHIT SHERLOCK THAT IS WHY THIS SHIT IS SHORT I CALLED YOUR ASS YOU FOOL! .7 A GRAM DOES NOT MAKE!!

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highlyfe805
5.0
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5.0
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Legit

The menu is always spot on to what they have when they show up. No tricks, no bait and switch. And the chick who answered helped me figure out how to get my rec. The Shatter Stick freebie was bomb. I'm two tickets away from my next freebie!!!!

Egyptianlover123
5.0
navigatedown
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5.0
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5.0
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5.0
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5.0
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Best clinic

Good quality bud. Pretty bud tenders

SmokeOut83
5.0
navigatedown
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5.0
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5.0
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The best

1 person thought this review was helpful

Professional. Fast. Great menu. I'm pleased every time I call. The shatter sticks are amazing.

Grasshopper
Grasshopper

Thank you for your great review! We aim to please everytime :)

Canna_Babe
5.0
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5.0
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5.0
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2 people thought this review was helpful

Aside from always having everything on the menu as advertised, they are always on time! I work, I have a life, and things to do. I HATE 3-4 hr windows of time other deliveries give me, and when other deliveries say be there in 10-15 minutes it's more like 45-60 minutes!!! And this is when they are already running late! Grasshopper is always on time, the time slot they give is always accurate and if...and I do mean IF they get held up I ALWAYS GET A CURTESY CALL!!!!!! Yes!!! :) !!! When they are really busy they set me up for later and it's still usually a 60-90 minute window tops and I'm not chained to my house. Just call grasshopper if you want good quality product, good quality service, and good quality results!

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