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Merced Delivery - Central Holistics - Delivery

First-Time Patients

First Time Patients:

FREE $15 FireFly Cone = 1 gram of top shelf flower with Hash, Kief and Honey oil all rolled into one!
($40 Minimum)

We must be able to meet the patient inside in a safe, secure location.

Let us show you a Whole New Way in Delivery!

Announcement


Early Bird Special - 20% OFF 11:30am to 3pm! EVERY DAY! *Ask for Details

$40 minimum for delivery -No Extra Fees

Refer a friend and get a FREE $13 gram!

Mix and Match ANY 8ths for 1 Low Price!

See it BEFORE you get it!

No Hassle Return Policy!

About Us

Let Central Valley Holistics show you a whole new world in Professional Delivery!

All 1/8's 3.8 grams.. All the time!!
10% OFF to Seniors 60+ and Verified Disabled (State document required)
Refer a friend and get a FREE $13 Gram (1 per delivery)

We are excited to tell you a little bit about our service, because we operate differently than most other deliveries, and we know you're going to love it!

Our Delivery
You don't have to pre-order, but instead get to chose whatever you decide in person like at a store! We bring you an awesome range of products in a custom display so you get the chance to actually see and pick the products you want before buying.

The Best Products
Our display is fully stocked with a carefully chosen selection of the best value products on the market: We literally bring you a well crafted mobile dispensary. These are products we have researched and evaluated with the help of feedback and input from other clients.

Better Budtenders:
Our delivery drivers are well trained and experienced Budtenders. Our team can help with any questions you have about our products, and can offer input and guidance to help you chose the right medicine.

Your Privacy and Security
Our custom display fits discretely inside a pizza bag to look like we are just delivering pizza- Your delivery will be kept private from your neighbors. One thing to note is that we need to have the delivery take place indoors, for your privacy and safety.

Scheduling Your Delivery:
Our deliveries are scheduled in the same way you would call to make a reservation at a restaurant, except we bring the service to you! Sometimes we can even have a driver to your door in as soon as 30 minutes. But just as if you went to any top restaurant or store, our peak times on busy nights can lead to much longer waits- It all just depends on how many others have ordered ahead of you. We also offer clients the ability to schedule appointment for later in the day, or on another day.

Minimum $40:
We are an all cash collective and require a minimum donation of $40 per delivery (there is a delivery fee of $10 added to any order under $40). Tipping is not mandatory, but is definitely appreciated- Our Budtenders do their best to reach you quickly, and to offer good advice about the best products for you.

- Central Holistics is a non-profit Collective that offers only the finest, organic, top grade medical cannabis to our patients. - We offer discounted medical marijuana to the disabled, veterans, and qualified patients over the age of 60 years old with a valid ID. - All Medical Marijuana patients are required to have a valid recommendation from a doctor pursuant to Prop 215, and a valid California State ID. - As a non-profit cooperative, we sell the best holistic medications available at the lowest possible prices, and only accept donations for the time and costs of producing our own medication. Our member growers are the best and produce only the highest quality medical marijuana under precisely controlled and monitored environments. - California Kindness is a Members-Based, Mutual Benefit Non-Profit Corporation operating in strict accordance with the CA Attorney General's guidelines, California Prop. 215 and Senate Bill 420 H&S 11362.5. We ensure all of our patient members the privacy, discretion, are certified medical cannabis patients living in San Diego who are all treated with the highest standards of compassionate care. - We pledge to honor the trust of the citizens of San Diego County and rigorously observe the laws set by the State of California. We promise to serve San Diego as honest and compassionate ambassadors of the medical marijuana community.

Sunday
1:30pm -  9:00pm
Monday
11:30am -  9:00pm
Tuesday
11:30am -  9:00pm
Wednesday
11:30am -  9:00pm
Thursday
11:30am -  9:00pm
Friday
11:30am -  9:00pm
Saturday
11:30am -  9:00pm
Phone
209-284-1420
Member Since
March 5th, 2015

Our Reviews

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Irawiggles
5.0
navigatedown
5.0
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5.0
Professionalism
5.0
Reliability
5.0
Bud Quality
5.0
Price

Best club in town

Everything included this is the best club in town. Always reliable, quick, with solid consitant meds at good prices. Daily deals are awesome and the service is great. Always reliable and no headaches! Thanks CVH!!!

larsgullin
4.4
navigatedown
4.0
Bud Quality
4.0
Price
5.0
Professionalism
5.0
Staff
4.0
Reliability

A new fave

My last transaction was with these guys. I was very favorably impressed with their knowledge and their deals. I have dealt with most vendors in Merced and this one is my favorite.

SkyHigh4-2wnty
5.0
navigatedown
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Price
5.0
Professionalism
5.0
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5.0
Reliability
5.0
Bud Quality

GREAT SERVICE>>>NOW I WANT A PIZZA>>>LOL

Fast deliver. Great selection of concentrates! Thanks a lot guys. I will be hitting you up again soon! Thanks for the free 2 GRAMS!

530stoner
5.0
navigatedown
5.0
Bud Quality
5.0
Price
5.0
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5.0
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5.0
Reliability

Are there no more daily deals?

Those were always great.

Central Holistics - Delivery
Central Holistics - Delivery

WeedMaps did an update which effected our deals from posting. This has been repaired and they should be up now. If you ever do not see a daily deal please ask our dispatcher what the WeedMaps Dela of the Day is and they will let you know. Hope to see you soon :)

2016-09-09 23:55:30 UTC

530stoner The bubbalicious tastes like bubbalicious. crazy. lol

365FunctionalStoner
4.2
navigatedown
5.0
Reliability
3.0
Bud Quality
3.0
Professionalism
5.0
Staff
5.0
Price

Nice variety

Wow! When these guys come they sure do bring several choices to choose from. Not all drivers carry everything from their menu tho so kind of disappointing when you hope they have something and they don't.
Love the pizza box disguise, even neighbors thought I liked pizza so much they mentioned I have it delivered weekly and laughed about it! Hahaha
Super professional. Weight has been off a couple times and manager has called me to apologize.
I just recommend weighing our your flower before driver leaves if your able. It's never over but often short.
Great bud and prices!! And very timely!

Royalyogibear
5.0
navigatedown
5.0
Reliability
5.0
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5.0
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5.0
Professionalism
5.0
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Thanks Emily

This was my first delivery purchase , it didn't take long, the many products in which I thought was like a mafia look lol no I had a great experience.

Genisis1:29
3.4
navigatedown
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5.0
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1.0
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5.0
Reliability

No Dab Face...

1 person thought this review was helpful

First of all, I love the Dab face concentrate. However a friend told me to watch them because they are all short. Sure enough I got a delevery after the lady left I weighed it. it was .3 short. A .3 is alot. So needless to say I'm sad and won't be ordering form them anymore. So Do not get the Dab face products.

Central Holistics - Delivery
Central Holistics - Delivery

We are so sorry you had this issue. We get these pre packaged from DabFace. They use a 5ml concentrate container that is extremely difficult to get all of it out of. When at the end of it we recommend setting the jar on a 45 degree angle somewhere warm so it all collects on one side, then freeze it that way. This will allow you to chip out the remaining part that coats the bottom of the little jar it comes in. We do random weight checks on random shipments we get from them and they are all on point but I will for sure pass on your info. Thanks again and have a great day.

vonZed
4.8
navigatedown
5.0
Price
5.0
Professionalism
5.0
Staff
4.0
Reliability
5.0
Bud Quality

Friendly, Pro. Overpriced but Deals are good!

good people. good products except don't buy the flowers that seem really low priced or have been reduced because its usually dried out and harsh.
helpful staff and they work hard to make us happy. they do charge too much, esp considering the selection is always hurting, rarely does the menu reflect what is actually available.
often have good deals tho, which offsets the gouging and inconsistent inventory
Thanks for being cool ,guys!

Central Holistics - Delivery
Central Holistics - Delivery

We are sorry you had this issue. This has been a very dry and challenging season for supply for sure. This time of year is hard on our industry and the growers are catching up to more of a year round operation. We should be seeing a big boost to our selection int he next week or two and hope we see you again. Have a great day :)

sandricka00
5.0
navigatedown
5.0
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5.0
Professionalism
5.0
Bud Quality
5.0
Reliability
5.0
Price

Service

Great service great bud..thank you

Whiskeypretty28
5.0
navigatedown
5.0
Reliability
5.0
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5.0
Professionalism
5.0
Bud Quality
5.0
Price

Awesome customer service!

1 person thought this review was helpful

Quick confirmation of my paperwork, quick delivery, Emily was great at helping me pick what I would want. Definitely will be using again!

Cannabis Deals

First-Time Patients

First Time Patients:

FREE $15 FireFly Cone = 1 gram of top shelf flower with Hash, Kief and Honey oil all rolled into one!
($40 Minimum)

We must be able to meet the patient inside in a safe, secure location.

Let us show you a Whole New Way in Delivery!

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